I was looking at a tall stuffed penguin. It seemed to be purple with a large belly and tiny head, and in the spot on its face where one eye would be it had three--giving it something like four total. It was seemingly inside some kind of chamber that looked like a glass cage but could be some kind of holographic display--it was 3-D with something that looked a bit like the side of a gray mountain behind it, where it was shaded by some overhang.
It was talking in a gruff voice and trying to say amusing things, like a kind of older deadpan comic. It didn't start off being funny in particular, but was talking about religion. The bit went something like:
penguin: "These have been hard times. We're all coping, I guess. We're sturdy people. Still...we're wondering what we did to annoy God so much to wind up in purgatory. I mean, our purgatory--our God. Everybody else has to deal with theirs, I guess."
penguin: "What a mess, huh? It used to be there were like...11 religions, max. Ones anyone bothered with, anyway. But these new interdimensional combinatorics is just going to make it harder to really know what the rules are. Totally new situations combining in all kinds of different ways. Like: what happens if Godzilla insults Cupid in a dream? Is someone going to wind up in purgatory?"
He laughed, and the audience (or laugh track) laughed. He mimed as if he was holding spectacles and looking in a book.
penguin: (chuckling) "I guess we'll have to... pull out some books. See if we can find an authoritative reference, here, on this issue."