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Extraordinary Lucid Dream Reports

This site is mostly about my dreaming life. I consistently become aware that I'm dreaming while still asleep, having nearly the full presence of mind I have while awake. I write down some of the conversations and experiments that I perform in this state—and there are literally hundreds of these logs here!
Note Since that's a daunting amount of material, I've excerpted some example experiences you might want to look at. If you wish, you can instead jump straight to the complete list of entries, or browse by a growing selection of tags. There are also open letters, essays, and other writing stored on this site.

"Wow...really?"

Yes, really! In scientific parlance, what I do is called lucid dreaming. Enough people have done it "on command" in laboratories that it has been proven to be possible. If you are interested in the peer-reviewed experiments where sleeping people have demonstrated this ability to scientists, you should read up on the very interesting work of Dr. Stephen LaBerge at Stanford University.
Let me be abundantly clear: I don't do drugs, and this is not a joke project for a sci-fi writer. I am a software developer and a devout supporter of critical thinking. My documentation here is for science, and the accounts are here to be studied as data. (Since we can't yet video-record the dreamworld the reports are naturally going to be a bit fuzzy. I've tried to be as accurate as possible while adopting a readable script-like format.)

"So why are you noteworthy?"

Given that I just pointed out that lucid dreaming is a 'known' phenomenon, you might ask what the big deal is. Here are the points as I see it:
I am eager to engage any sleep-research lab that wants to study me. I believe that atypical individuals can serve as linchpins in the understanding of our minds and our reality (such as Daniel Tammet. I also hold some hope that search engines and archiving will give us tools that history did not have in understanding if these dreams are actually a form of communication through an as-yet-unknown mechanism.
Please do not hestitate to contact me, unless you are a scary interdimensional dream monster. In which case, hesitate. :-)

Master List of Entries

Incompatible Jaw Versions : 11-Oct-2014
The Ditz at Grok Net : 10-Oct-2014
Frank's : 24-Sep-2014
Moving to Ed's Land : 21-Sep-2014
Acquired By Honda : 12-Sep-2014
The Candycoat Company : 9-Sep-2014
Small Chopsticks for Your Rice : 7-Sep-2014
Ben: The Cat Who Couldn't Dance : 7-Sep-2014
Pinnochio's Andy : 24-Aug-2014
The Girl in the V of a Pipe : 24-Aug-2014
Dragons Sorting Severed Heads By Color : 18-Aug-2014
Hotmail International Distrubuted Mail Archive : 17-Aug-2014
It isn't You, it isn't Me, it isn't Fee. : 13-Aug-2014
My Platonic Sweetheart by Mark Twain : 29-Jul-2014
Being Noticed In Captured Experiences : 19-Jul-2014
Alpha Female Key Manager : 17-Jul-2014
My Middle Name... is 'Grandma' : 17-Jul-2014
Fake World Prison in a Mountain By George Lucas : 22-Jun-2014
Measuring Computation in Kurts : 16-Jun-2014
Chip on My Shoulder : 2-Jun-2014
Sean Penn and the Missing Watch : 1-Jun-2014
Breaking the 011 Law : 29-May-2014
Go Save Your Chrome : 25-May-2014
Touching the TV Camera : 2-May-2014
The Musical Spreadsheet Hack : 2-May-2014
Deeper, deeper, deeper... : 17-Apr-2014
Twilight Without Shadows : 12-Apr-2014
Do You Believe in Aliens : 12-Apr-2014
LEGO Barbie UPS presentation : 12-Apr-2014
Born as a Dragon Day : 8-Apr-2014
Darling for Vendetta : 6-Apr-2014
Going Through my Dream Wallet : 22-Mar-2014
Disclaimers About the Spirit of Love : 9-Mar-2014
Raisin Bread Veggie Yogurt Sandwich : 9-Mar-2014
Reboldog Dot Com : 26-Feb-2014
The Skeleton Man : 25-Feb-2014
Umur Umai and Mr. Incredible : 13-Feb-2014
Putting an End to Evolution : 2-Feb-2014
Trello in Borneo : 2-Feb-2014
Coursonaggoni : 8-Jan-2014
Jesus Won't Move the City : 29-Dec-2013
Hypnotic Polytransformational Holography : 27-Dec-2013
The Sacred Copy : 13-Dec-2013
Two to Five Weeks Left : 13-Dec-2013
World Leader in Lying to SkyNet : 9-Dec-2013
Adam and Eve were Gresque : 8-Dec-2013
Several Nut Shows in One Night : 8-Dec-2013
Dave's Memory-Erasing Mafia : 7-Dec-2013
Human Inertia : 6-Dec-2013
Drainless Showers with Magnetic Water : 30-Oct-2013
The Road Disease : 30-Oct-2013
Too Young to Leave the Crib : 14-Sep-2013
The X, Y, Z, and Nudity Axes : 14-Sep-2013
Everyone but God is Pro-Prima : 14-Sep-2013
A Protective Ring for the Food Lion channel : 14-Sep-2013
The Very Insulted Dog : 14-Sep-2013
He's Not That Kind : 4-Jul-2013
Alan Worlsey on Dreaming Realities : 12-Jan-2013
The Games of 3 Replaced the Music of 2 : 12-Jan-2013
Spicy Ketchup and Pus : 12-Jan-2013
Angela On LinkedIn : 17-Oct-2012
The Virus is on the Treasure Ship : 17-Oct-2012
Blue Warning : 17-Oct-2012
20th Century Physics : 17-Oct-2012
David Hasselhoff's Military Fidelity Branch : 1-Oct-2012
Missing the Old Me : 18-Sep-2012
Government Reality Simulation Investigations : 1-Aug-2012
Bruce Schneier's Facebook Page : 1-Aug-2012
Rihanna and My Boxer Shorts : 26-Jun-2012
A God so tall, that He's short... : 16-Jun-2012
Stopping Jim Elegrade's Breakfast : 5-Jun-2012
Aynkh's Chat Room : 3-Jun-2012
Ocept and Caterpillars : 28-May-2012
LEGO Gaddafi Lets the Streets Run Mad : 28-May-2012
Pin a Memo With a Magnet : 27-May-2012
Jeeew-L and the Michael Bolton Shirt : 28-Apr-2012
Technology 4gorillas : 27-Apr-2012
Answers for a German reader : 4-Apr-2012
Advice to Sell Disneyland : 20-Mar-2012
The Fractal Cube Press Conference : 20-Mar-2012
The Deprecation of Glade 9 : 6-Feb-2012
Brother is from Succor : 10-Jan-2012
Going to See Myself : 10-Jan-2012
The Monster Which Most Of Us Call God : 25-Nov-2011
The Inventor of Non Serviam : 29-Jun-2011
You Have Family, You'll See : 22-Apr-2011
P is for Pencil : 12-Feb-2011
'Cause God Forbid Them : 22-Dec-2010
Pure Format Math : 13-Dec-2010
The Aging Powers : 13-Dec-2010
Now You Really *ARE* Going Crazy : 27-Oct-2010
Pocky vs Mac : 30-Aug-2010
You Can Live in the Past, or You Can Live in the Future... : 30-Aug-2010
Low Budget Iron Man : 2-Jun-2010
Stealing Demo Cards : 29-Apr-2010
Floating Lips in the Mirror : 25-Apr-2010
Running Reflection Syncs Against Trinity : 24-Apr-2010
Screening Questions for The Terminator : 24-Apr-2010
Out of Reach : 11-Apr-2010
Hope Failure : 3-Apr-2010
My Personal Hypta : 2-Apr-2010
Bodies vs. Cars : 30-Mar-2010
CADIE's Personal Ad : 30-Mar-2010
Functional Dimension Transformations: Practice Course : 12-Mar-2010
Cafe 911 : 2-Feb-2010
But it's a Real Dumpster : 25-Jan-2010
Romanov at 1st SE and West Nutella : 11-Jan-2010
Sorry for the Inconvenience : 11-Jan-2010
The Grimeley Meal : 29-Dec-2009
Order Two Items at Karlksa : 29-Dec-2009
IT'S OVER ONE POINT TWO THOUSAND! : 29-Dec-2009
TATU Mountain Climbing : 28-Dec-2009
The Ho Ban Fruit Company : 25-Dec-2009
Home, Shelf, or Drug? : 16-Dec-2009
Camry Accident Investigation Facility : 16-Dec-2009
Paging Dr. Shrub : 16-Dec-2009
Vitomin 1-8-9-19 : 16-Dec-2009
ip.com and the IP address : 8-Dec-2009
Planet Mull : 7-Dec-2009
Carketing, Not Science! : 7-Dec-2009
The Human Anatomy Game : 2-Dec-2009
Not Near the Order of the Nefarious Mass : 26-Oct-2009
In Dream Russia, TV Watches You : 22-Oct-2009
The B2 Sticker Hotel : 19-Oct-2009
Jesus Gave Me My Own TV Station : 19-Oct-2009
Jewel's Deep Trace : 13-Oct-2009
Fluffy Clouds Portending Doom : 10-Oct-2009
Three Stooges Wiggle Defense : 10-Oct-2009
Amnesia on Obama's Game Show : 4-Oct-2009
Installed Eyes : 4-Oct-2009
Holos Paper : 3-Oct-2009
April Ash3r's Newest Music Video : 27-Sep-2009
The Sprite War : 22-Sep-2009
Not as Brilliant when it's Dry : 22-Sep-2009
Alpha and Zed : 16-Sep-2009
The Attractive Italian Man who Makes Connections : 16-Sep-2009
Natural Magnetic Drains : 11-Sep-2009
Axis of Evil : 5-Sep-2009
No Restaurant Exit : 4-Sep-2009
New York Times Cereal : 4-Sep-2009
Throw it On Your "Roof" : 4-Sep-2009
Taligent UI is Dead. : 2-Sep-2009
"Contact" Movie Excerpt : 1-Sep-2009
Nobody in the Future Is Wonderful : 25-Aug-2009
AE and the Snub : 25-Aug-2009
I Never Saw A Purple Cow (just a Purple Rhino) : 22-Aug-2009
Marcus Marco Marcami : 22-Aug-2009
Eat Your Yamli, it's Rich in Minerals... : 15-Aug-2009
How to avoid Love, the advice of "Wise Elders", and probably Roxy Music : 13-Aug-2009
1020, Jewel, and 0304 : 13-Aug-2009
Lawyers, Dracula and the Thermostat : 12-Aug-2009
A Total Mind-Core : 12-Aug-2009
God's PA System : 12-Aug-2009
Extension Machines: Kills Zombies Dead...er : 20-Jul-2009
Feeling Magical : 14-Jul-2009
The Molten Lead of the LEGO Spirit : 13-Jul-2009
Weapons of Mass Instruction : 13-Jul-2009
The Quid : 10-Jul-2009
Double-O Zero : 9-Jul-2009
Society's Ocean : 9-Jul-2009
COTE and HOOD : 3-Jul-2009
404 Incorporated : 30-Jun-2009
Field Your Tone : 29-Jun-2009
Feng Shui Kua : 28-Jun-2009
The Folding Chair Fencing Club : 28-Jun-2009
The Liquidator : 25-Jun-2009
The Purple Rhino Trump Card : 22-Jun-2009
Unpopular With Cats : 20-Jun-2009
Cube, Sphere, Pyramid : 19-Jun-2009
Like lemon (or something) : 17-Jun-2009
The Dinosaur Proposition : 12-Jun-2009
Multiplicative Inverse of The Beast : 8-Jun-2009
The Interdimensional Billionaire Faces Divergent Air Gravity : 25-May-2009
Dreamflix recommends... : 18-May-2009
Mr. Tazer Surgery : 17-May-2009
Tilling the Cosmic Silence : 17-May-2009
The Firefox-Shaped Folded Dimension Inside Earth : 28-Apr-2009
Time Travel, The Internet, and Jesus : 28-Apr-2009
Full Moore Control : 28-Apr-2009
Kojo on YouTube : 20-Apr-2009
Snow Crashing : 20-Apr-2009
God's IT department : 20-Apr-2009
Holes in the Python Code : 20-Apr-2009
Reader Suggestion: "Ask For An Injection #1" : 15-Apr-2009
Neurally-Activated Music and Cold French Fries : 1-Apr-2009
Best of Both Worlds : 1-Apr-2009
Vines Growing on a Gazebo : 1-Apr-2009
Tom Cosm on Lucid Dreaming : 31-Mar-2009
Off to See Steve Wizard : 31-Mar-2009
Cheating Video Arcades : 30-Mar-2009
Lunar Stencils : 30-Mar-2009
The New Zealand Internet Package : 30-Mar-2009
The Mormon Internet Package : 30-Mar-2009
Adds Easily : 8-Mar-2009
Can't Afford The Mother Package : 8-Mar-2009
FACE Computing : 8-Mar-2009
On the Verge of Superman Pornography : 3-Mar-2009
Plastic Cowboy on a Swing : 3-Mar-2009
Voltron, George Jetson, and Tinkerbell : 26-Feb-2009
Odds Are 1 That I'm a Body Snatcher : 26-Feb-2009
Lookin' for a man who can handle me too the Copyfight : 23-Feb-2009
Judgment in This Particular Scrimmage : 21-Feb-2009
Flight Delay Precognition : 21-Feb-2009
Made in a factory at Maxis : 19-Feb-2009
Don't take ESP class : 16-Feb-2009
Cloning and IHOP : 7-Feb-2009
Most Of My Clients Try To Kill Me : 7-Feb-2009
The Hillary Clinton Show : 6-Feb-2009
The Haunted Sanctuary : 5-Feb-2009
Back To The Future / Face Off : 5-Feb-2009
We're All Just Here To Be Laughed At : 3-Feb-2009
Too Far, Too Fast : 3-Feb-2009
MetaLiving : 28-Jan-2009
REXEL Sliding Blocks : 28-Jan-2009
Speaking to the Slug : 28-Jan-2009
Avoid GeneX at All Costs : 19-Jan-2009
I AIM, therefore IAM ! : 14-Jan-2009
Possibly Rewriting the Rulebook : 14-Jan-2009
Caught by the Valring : 13-Jan-2009
Naughty Shower Party: The Game : 12-Jan-2009
The Brain Experiment : 12-Jan-2009
inquiry.evil.inquiry : 8-Jan-2009
The Unicorn Man : 5-Jan-2009
What Ingredients Make the Best Sandwich? : 5-Jan-2009
Some People Shouldn't Exist : 5-Jan-2009
Banned Retail App for iPhone : 5-Jan-2009
Sean Penn and The Fred Folder : 5-Jan-2009
Let God Come To You : 5-Jan-2009
Are You Under Sedation? : 3-Jan-2009
Excerpts from Nick Bostrum's "Letter from Utopia" : 3-Jan-2009
Open Letter to Dr. Oliver Sacks : 23-Dec-2008
Successful Pinching Defense : 22-Dec-2008
Drunk at Brown with Susan Cornfeld : 22-Dec-2008
Subverse : 22-Dec-2008
Frozen Garbage : 22-Dec-2008
One Thousand Desaults : 5-Dec-2008
You Should Have Your Memory Back : 5-Dec-2008
No Human Error in the System : 5-Dec-2008
The Rickling Error : 1-Dec-2008
The Ambiguity is the Point of the Sketch : 1-Dec-2008
Upgrading Your Xcopy : 26-Nov-2008
Talk Reality To Me : 17-Nov-2008
Guest Dream: The Earth Funnel : 16-Nov-2008
Open Letter to Robert Bruce : 16-Nov-2008
Back To The Future is Destiny : 6-Nov-2008
Musical Compass : 5-Nov-2008
105 Years of Solitude : 3-Nov-2008
Becoming one With Mickey Mouse : 30-Oct-2008
Mentalife : 30-Oct-2008
Realityhandbook vs. Predator : 29-Oct-2008
Identity in the World of Strange Days : 27-Oct-2008
Muses : 27-Oct-2008
Just a Hot Woman : 27-Oct-2008
A Guest Dream Within A Dream : 27-Oct-2008
The Republic of Coleco : 27-Oct-2008
Scary Aliens : 26-Oct-2008
Paying the Bill for your PDF : 26-Oct-2008
It's Not An Elevator Bug, It's An Elevator Feature : 26-Oct-2008
And You Thought Ike Turner Was Bad... : 25-Oct-2008
Tissue Immaterialism : 25-Oct-2008
The Body Guard : 20-Oct-2008
Hellsville : 16-Oct-2008
The Sun Burning Out Earlier Than Expected : 15-Oct-2008
Welcome To An All New Dimension : 15-Oct-2008
You Just Won A Dead Pixel! : 15-Oct-2008
Kind of Tragic When You Think About It : 14-Oct-2008
Trigrams 'n' Tags : 14-Oct-2008
Meter maid sex : 10-Oct-2008
Dogfoot : 9-Oct-2008
The Sin of Music : 9-Oct-2008
Ponderings on the Godhead and on being Alone : 8-Oct-2008
Tricky Elevator CAPTCHAs : 7-Oct-2008
The Company : 7-Oct-2008
Third Triple Threat : 6-Oct-2008
World on Fire : 1-Oct-2008
HHH-HHH-HHH : 30-Sep-2008
Edward Norton's Naked Follies : 26-Sep-2008
Human Hedgehogs : 25-Sep-2008
Me and My Murky Water : 22-Sep-2008
Arrows on the Ceiling, Arrows on the Floor : 22-Sep-2008
Tofu First Ordering : 18-Sep-2008
Where I Go To When I Am Called : 16-Sep-2008
A Ladies' Introduction To Corey Hart : 14-Sep-2008
Testing for Bots in the Bedroom : 12-Sep-2008
All she Knows is you Spent a Billion Dollars on Fireworks : 6-Sep-2008
What? Haven't I heard of Fred Beans? : 3-Sep-2008
Candy Contest Redux : 3-Sep-2008
Danielle The Medium : 3-Sep-2008
Open Letter to Dr. Stephen LaBerge : 31-Aug-2008
Twelve Lives to Live : 31-Aug-2008
Don't Worry Pluto, I'm Not a Planet Either : 31-Aug-2008
My Milkshake Brings all the Sims under Cars : 31-Aug-2008
Evil Knievel Times : 31-Aug-2008
Open Letter to Daniel Tammet : 27-Aug-2008
The Future: We Sell Hell (and Suffer Well) : 25-Aug-2008
Noi Si Cerul : 25-Aug-2008
Hax0red by the Crimson Circle : 23-Aug-2008
Hitler and the Homeless : 23-Aug-2008
Federal Investigators and Jamie Zawinksi : 20-Aug-2008
Official Induction into the Transdimensional Balloon Association : 18-Aug-2008
Nuts and Bolts and Checkers : 18-Aug-2008
Pilfering Soccer Balls : 13-Aug-2008
Blocked by The Light : 12-Aug-2008
The Skipper Walks Away : 12-Aug-2008
List of Spiritual Objectives : 10-Aug-2008
Willard Scott: You're on my list! : 10-Aug-2008
Address Block 105 : 8-Aug-2008
Gonna be a Long Night, Gonna Be All Right, on the Night Bridge : 7-Aug-2008
Chef Cooks Omelet from Recipe that came to him in a Dream : 6-Aug-2008
The Hercules Pill : 4-Aug-2008
The Mission and the Mentor : 2-Aug-2008
Welcome to Garfield Minus Garfield, City Limit : 28-Jul-2008
Granular Students in the Motherf'in Record Room : 23-Jul-2008
The Embassy Paperwork Scam : 20-Jul-2008
Life in the Cuddly Zone : 16-Jul-2008
Four Pi Equation : 13-Jul-2008
Use and Abuse of Science in the New Thought Movement : 11-Jul-2008
Sufis Sweating Flatworms : 11-Jul-2008
Bambos and Bambots : 8-Jul-2008
The God Criteria Collection : 8-Jul-2008
The Law of Mechanism vs. The Law of Attraction : 8-Jul-2008
Evolution: Embrace your chance : 8-Jul-2008
Kiosks at Cat Claw Construction : 4-Jul-2008
Lava Won't Cure Your Stink : 4-Jul-2008
Kinda Like Helen Keller : 15-Jun-2008
Role Playing on Mars : 15-Jun-2008
The Easiest to Remember Name : 15-Jun-2008
Maisse's Anthropormorphic Mushrooms : 13-Jun-2008
Blowdarts at the Pool : 11-Jun-2008
Dimitri and the Amazons : 11-Jun-2008
The Old Fraggle Likes to Hoggle : 9-Jun-2008
Kanye's Golden Collapsible Cane : 6-Jun-2008
Seeing With My Eyes Closed : 5-Jun-2008
I Still Have Human DNA : 3-Jun-2008
Congratulations, Babies! : 3-Jun-2008
Superman's Motorcycle Car : 2-Jun-2008
300 (ooo) and Spinach : 31-May-2008
Color and Semiotics : 30-May-2008
Critiquing the Google Aesthetic : 30-May-2008
A Bad Case of Credit Card Tongue : 27-May-2008
The Infraluminal Link : 26-May-2008
Let God be Your Preservative : 26-May-2008
Dioxin and the Zombie Conga Line : 22-May-2008
The "Beavis and God Save the World" Show : 21-May-2008
Illegal to have an alternate history of the Lightbulb : 21-May-2008
Sour Grapes of the Future : 13-May-2008
Talking Heads (with Boring Ideas About Mentalism) : 12-May-2008
We Can Stalk Them for You Wholesale : 12-May-2008
Koans : 27-Apr-2008
Eating Time : 23-Apr-2008
M.A.G.I.C. and Scholarships : 23-Apr-2008
The Truth, The Shadow, and The Solution : 23-Apr-2008
Rick-rolled in the Astral Plane : 23-Apr-2008
Physillusional : 17-Apr-2008
AppleTV's PhotoTransgenesis : 17-Apr-2008
$5.00 Philadelphia Lemonade : 12-Apr-2008
15% and the Frito Balloon : 10-Apr-2008
Sounds of Silence : 7-Apr-2008
Context and the New Alliance of Souls : 6-Apr-2008
Stuck in a closet with Angela Lansbury : 22-Mar-2008
Fufinda and Goatlicke : 15-Mar-2008
Bill Bixby and The Soul Collector : 15-Mar-2008
Kevin Koostner : 15-Mar-2008
Kacheer Kacheen and the Five Mentalisms : 15-Mar-2008
Graphite Drinks from the Loaders : 15-Mar-2008
Turning My Sound Off on Clarabell Island : 15-Mar-2008
Usenet Post: What constitutes "mastery" of lucid dreaming? : 6-Mar-2008
Amaducci : 3-Mar-2008
Channeling the Sunshine : 3-Mar-2008
My bag is very high on the vacuum. : 2-Mar-2008
The Self-Multiplying Business Cards of Azir : 25-Feb-2008
Brotherhood of Iron Eleven Shoes : 25-Feb-2008
SAPS letter : 21-Feb-2008
Polarian M : 20-Feb-2008
Always chasing after FM : 19-Feb-2008
Correspondence Explaining Realityhandbook's Unusual Life : 18-Feb-2008
"Psychonauts" (a slight deviation from this journal's usual fare) : 18-Feb-2008
Listen to X and everything will be fine... : 17-Feb-2008
Amazing Feats of the Mind People : 15-Feb-2008
The Buzzing Club Test : 15-Feb-2008
"We create our own reality" re-visited : 5-Feb-2008
The Motions of Writing : 29-Jan-2008
Steam Viruses : 29-Jan-2008
View Masters and Dr. Pepper : 14-Jan-2008
Fenskohl, Feckel, and Moo : 7-Jan-2008
Signal Central (signalcentral.com) : 19-Dec-2007
The Honda/Toyota Matrix, take II : 18-Dec-2007
David Bowie's Apartment : 18-Dec-2007
Wordplay Inc. : 18-Dec-2007
The Incompetent Destroyer : 14-Dec-2007
Personal Ads and Translated URLs : 12-Dec-2007
Hey, it's LoJack... : 7-Dec-2007
The Map to Aramania : 7-Dec-2007
La Verne, Georgia : 25-Nov-2007
The Facet Logic of Linear Time : 24-Nov-2007
Paradise, Paradise, Paradise, Paradise : 31-Oct-2007
Servo Replacement : 31-Oct-2007
Verified for Life : 31-Oct-2007
Smoked by the Second Variety : 29-Oct-2007
Eight-Year Olds on the Titanic : 29-Oct-2007
Eat Sushi, Answer Questions : 25-Oct-2007
Playable Alcohol in Third Reality : 25-Oct-2007
The Sender's Own Time : 24-Oct-2007
The Primacy (or lack thereof) of Consciousness : 22-Oct-2007
Forget the Science, Send the Aliens this Song I Wrote! : 21-Oct-2007
Photodiocenes : 21-Oct-2007
3COM IS ORIGINAL DCOM MATRIX : 14-Oct-2007
Bug Sign Language Alphabet : 12-Oct-2007
A Girl Named William : 12-Oct-2007
The Way of Life : 12-Oct-2007
Pizza Slice $1.49, Root Beer $11, Eating someone's belt... priceless. : 12-Oct-2007
Throwing People Over Cliffs : 12-Oct-2007
Greek Gods and Printer Drivers : 9-Oct-2007
Inichinev and the San Francisco Canal : 9-Oct-2007
One Hundred Morphins : 9-Oct-2007
Racing Into Porsche Headquarters : 9-Oct-2007
Carl Sarranack and Powdered Barbecue Sauce : 7-Oct-2007
The New Root for Mozilla : 6-Oct-2007
Foegl, FLpod, and The Clown : 5-Oct-2007
Mirrors for Nothing : 5-Oct-2007
Penguin Radio : 5-Oct-2007
Biting Pegs in Cydonia : 5-Oct-2007
New Roommate : 2-Oct-2007
The Ionic Multiplier : 1-Oct-2007
Last Week They Were At Burning Man? : 1-Oct-2007
Out of Body Experiences (In?)Validated : 29-Sep-2007
Simple Relativity : 26-Sep-2007
Luigi's study of Mario from inside the Nintendo : 26-Sep-2007
Consciousness and The Invisible Wire : 26-Sep-2007
Neras on the Forehead : 23-Sep-2007
Hope Springs Eternal : 23-Sep-2007
The Warrior Checks Google Calendar : 23-Sep-2007
Other Hypnosis Transcripts on the Web : 19-Sep-2007
Hypnotism Semi-Transcript: Lila and the Basket of Stories : 18-Sep-2007
NAEME NAM HOMME : 17-Sep-2007
Ghost Comments : 17-Sep-2007
Weird Al and the Zoo : 17-Sep-2007
Before The After : 16-Sep-2007
The Watchers and the Spies : 16-Sep-2007
The Body Part Search Engine : 15-Sep-2007
A Channeling Faux-Paus in Bed : 15-Sep-2007
Delmont's White Cherries : 15-Sep-2007
Gaming Bills and the Cadavers : 15-Sep-2007
Mickey Mouse and Mickey D's are Not The Same : 15-Sep-2007
Mark Twain on Dream Telepathy and the Dreamworld : 13-Sep-2007
Fundamentalist keyword "FICTION" : 13-Sep-2007
The Quantum Leap of Stealing Traffic Cones : 12-Sep-2007
The Discovery Channel (without Atoms) : 12-Sep-2007
Prove you're Human, volume 1 : 10-Sep-2007
Future CAPTCHA : 10-Sep-2007
Battles in an Outdoor Mall : 28-Aug-2007
LS Nitrous : 27-Aug-2007
Got a Zsentry in the Basement : 21-Aug-2007
The California Loner : 18-Aug-2007
The Cat, not the Cat Study : 16-Aug-2007
What do you Mean "We", Green Man? : 13-Aug-2007
Amateur surrealists : 13-Aug-2007
Budding Mouth Disease : 10-Aug-2007
Apple Emulating PCjr : 10-Aug-2007
Channel Satellite Radio : 10-Aug-2007
Mannequins and Incinerators : 8-Aug-2007
Get your fresh killbot right here! : 8-Aug-2007
Hot For Student : 7-Aug-2007
Refunding the Lego Brain : 7-Aug-2007
The CITI Terminal : 5-Aug-2007
Drinking Straw Blowing Competitions : 5-Aug-2007
Trapped by the Tazering Concierge : 5-Aug-2007
RERR: Route Error : 2-Aug-2007
Hell's Eternal Underwater Roller Coaster : 29-Jul-2007
Pushing All the Buttons : 29-Jul-2007
Two Tanks : 29-Jul-2007
Me as Subject of Dream : 25-Jul-2007
Queerer than we can suppose : 19-Jul-2007
(A)pple (D)og (A)pple (M)ountain : 19-Jul-2007
Skype With Map Routing Warnings : 13-Jul-2007
The Tooth Fairy and Greens+ Bars : 13-Jul-2007
To Boldly Cut and Paste Where No One Has Cut and Pasted Before : 13-Jul-2007
Extended Visit to the Ether : 13-Jul-2007
Zero-Pole Magnets : 12-Jul-2007
Game? Compared to What? : 11-Jul-2007
Acephalous at the Silly Station : 6-Jul-2007
Addressivism : 6-Jul-2007
Remote Viewing and Free Energy : 3-Jul-2007
Reagan King : 1-Jul-2007
Devotion where you need it. : 29-Jun-2007
A Question for Gene Ray about "Word Viruses" : 26-Jun-2007
Christina D'Abrruzza : 25-Jun-2007
Millions of Virtual Shards : 22-Jun-2007
The Chlorine-Free United State of America : 22-Jun-2007
Flying Foam : 21-Jun-2007
Sainga and Silvia : 20-Jun-2007
Messages on the Pens : 17-Jun-2007
An Uncivil Trial : 17-Jun-2007
Tracking a Triangle : 13-Jun-2007
There are no 'machines'. There are only men. : 6-Jun-2007
Oxy 40 Skateboard Matrix : 6-Jun-2007
Tony Romero's Dream Dialer : 23-May-2007
After all this waiting, it's finally happening to me... : 13-May-2007
SkypeUniverse : 13-May-2007
The Bad Preacher's Tale : 6-May-2007
The Future of Urban Design 2018 : 25-Apr-2007
The Saladian Days : 25-Apr-2007
The Witch Box Head Speaker : 24-Apr-2007
Living Without Consequences : 24-Apr-2007
A-Ha Just Made 10 Million Dollars : 22-Apr-2007
Let's talk? : 20-Apr-2007
Ana Ng : 20-Apr-2007
When Fewer Senses Serves You : 19-Apr-2007
Like a Tootsie Roll, Only More Imaginary : 15-Apr-2007
Potentia : 15-Apr-2007
Hypnagogic Supersensor : 9-Apr-2007
Pardon My Genie : 29-Mar-2007
She's an Amoeba : 29-Mar-2007
Dark Earth Colony : 17-Mar-2007
Irrepressibility : 17-Mar-2007
Shakespeare's Epitaph : 17-Mar-2007
Tensors and Phantoms : 15-Mar-2007
Overwhelmingly Empathetic to Your Problem : 8-Mar-2007
(646) INT-ELLI : 18-Feb-2007
The Buried Brain Grid : 12-Feb-2007
Cumina Cumir Formis : 12-Feb-2007
Who the Hell is Richard Butler? : 11-Feb-2007
The White Mayor of Wal-Mart : 11-Feb-2007
Reliable Culture : 11-Feb-2007
Simulacra vs. The Fully Implemented Object : 11-Feb-2007
The Trap of the Master Hacker : 11-Feb-2007
Digital Tide Engine : 11-Feb-2007
Going to Fidel : 7-Feb-2007
On the Dance Floor I Am Free : 7-Feb-2007
Aramanaia : 7-Feb-2007
The Creepy Horse Teacher : 4-Feb-2007
Pretending Everything Cost Two Weeks to Make : 4-Feb-2007
Cousin Anne Dudens : 4-Feb-2007
The Country Owned by Wine Glass Head : 27-Jan-2007
Fanta Has Been Cancelled : 27-Jan-2007
Greenway, Walgreens, and Ralphs : 27-Jan-2007
Don't Need The Drugs : 27-Jan-2007
Not a Thirst-Quenching Experience : 27-Jan-2007
Chimera's Morphing Architecture : 20-Jan-2007
Calibration Through a Drawing Exercise : 20-Jan-2007
Smelly Grocery Stores in Another Dimension : 16-Jan-2007
Traffic Signals and Computational Slavery : 13-Jan-2007
The Key To My Mind : 2-Jan-2007
The Long View Undercover : 18-Dec-2006
Something Better than Cell Phones : 18-Dec-2006
The Influence of Pervasive Filtering on Message Delivery : 13-Dec-2006
Roadside Bananas : 13-Dec-2006
Avoiding the Evisceration : 11-Dec-2006
Furin's Fogscreen : 11-Dec-2006
Proximity Inertia : 3-Dec-2006
The Universe According to Pringles : 2-Dec-2006
Even in the Perfect Matrix Future, there's Bad Typography : 2-Dec-2006
Acid Jones in Training : 23-Nov-2006
Every Day It's the Same Thing, Different Faces With No Names : 16-Nov-2006
But What Do You Want? : 7-Nov-2006
Virtual Reality Again, In Amazing HD : 28-Oct-2006
Hands, Fingers, Toes : 27-Oct-2006
Maybe you've been brainwashed too : 27-Oct-2006
The 13-Inch Foot : 26-Oct-2006
Spitting Children : 25-Oct-2006
Neo Alert - *someone else* having a freaky experience I get to recount : 2-Oct-2006
Meta Cameras and Meta Conclusions : 26-Sep-2006
Fork in Your Neck : 26-Sep-2006
The Church of James Randi, Scientist : 18-Sep-2006
Kids in the Hall : 18-Sep-2006
The Halloween Party : 17-Sep-2006
Hair Caught In The Wind : 17-Sep-2006
Liarsville : 17-Sep-2006
Genital +1 and Pillows (0,0) : 16-Sep-2006
There Is No Chinese Truth : 16-Sep-2006
Intersection #403 : 11-Sep-2006
Ocho the Trading Card : 11-Sep-2006
Leonard Cohen, John Grisham, or me? : 9-Sep-2006
Planets rotating counter to the direction of gravity. : 9-Sep-2006
Speaking Spanish in College : 7-Sep-2006
Dancing with the Architect : 6-Sep-2006
Will we ever see things as they appear to the others? : 5-Sep-2006
Music Videos Featuring Color Cube Puzzles : 4-Sep-2006
Advertisement Filtering : 2-Sep-2006
Foot In Two Worlds : 2-Sep-2006
Mattel and J.C. Penney's : 30-Aug-2006
Traffic Cones Say God Is Dead : 30-Aug-2006
Marco Polo and The Dream of Validation : 30-Aug-2006
The Pizza of my Dreams and The Guy who Wanted Pom-Poms : 30-Aug-2006
My Century War (against pretentious sci-fi writers) : 28-Aug-2006
The Dasani Metro Bench Conspiracy, brought to you by MTV : 28-Aug-2006
Property in Rainier : 28-Aug-2006
Psychokinetic Potential of 1 in 15 : 27-Aug-2006
Drunk Dreaming and the Value of Recall : 25-Aug-2006
Matchmaker and the Lecherous Realityhandbook : 21-Aug-2006
My Claymation Audiopad Lesson : 21-Aug-2006
I Dream of Bathroom : 21-Aug-2006
Ferns Accented With Stage Lights : 21-Aug-2006
Battling Slugs with Dennis Hopper : 21-Aug-2006
Slaves of the Belari : 20-Aug-2006
Over The Box : 20-Aug-2006
There is no Blackberry, only Z00l : 18-Aug-2006
The Magical Half-Eaten Hot Dog : 14-Aug-2006
NASA Cosmic Intelligence Division : 11-Aug-2006
Sun and Oracle and Aliens : 10-Aug-2006
Hacking the Soda Factory : 10-Aug-2006
What's your twenty : 26-Jul-2006
Manservant and Armageddon : 19-Jul-2006
The Reconfiguring Lego Touchpad : 15-Jul-2006
Simple Math For Someone Who Can Understand It : 15-Jul-2006
The Indestructible Man : 6-Jul-2006
Ping Pong Ball Questions and Answers : 4-Jul-2006
The Interview Hero : 4-Jul-2006
Phony Movies in Space : 2-Jul-2006
French-Speaking Alter Egos : 25-Jun-2006
Interfering With Their Project : 4-Jun-2006
Ride The Mirror : 4-Jun-2006
Noogie? Nougat? Oh, You Like Girls... : 24-May-2006
The Talking Birds : 15-May-2006
BirdBird Isn't the Word : 14-May-2006
I Am Not Michael Jackson : 1-May-2006
Bathroom Layer Depraved : 17-Apr-2006
It Happened In Dallas : 7-Apr-2006
Engaging the Universe in Your Art : 16-Feb-2006
The Dance of Life : 19-Jan-2006
Dream Cell Phone Calls to Dream Mexico : 4-Jan-2006
Throwing Keys Into a Volcano : 4-Jan-2006
Ashamed to Have Two Shoulders : 27-Dec-2005
Indiana Jones and the Lava Sharks : 16-Dec-2005
A Post to alt.dreams.lucid : 15-Dec-2005
Don't Take a Date to the Concert : 5-Dec-2005
Express Yourself With Rubber Bands and Pencils : 3-Dec-2005
The MySpace Spell Checker : 28-Nov-2005
Cuckolding and Cod-Steppers : 26-Nov-2005
That's Terrible : 7-Nov-2005
Dungeons and Dragons and Character Modeling : 7-Nov-2005
Selena Derella Destroys the U.N. : 12-Aug-2005
Demonic Parking Permits : 17-Jul-2005
The Low Stress Life of a Model : 16-Jul-2005
Different Interpretations of Dreaming : 16-Jul-2005
The Very Scary Empty Closet : 7-Jul-2005
Lashundra and the Chewing Factory : 7-Jul-2005
The Old College Squeeze : 4-Feb-2005
Setting Myself Aflame : 28-Jan-2005
Queen Eggs and Stanford : 28-Jan-2005
Wanna Play a Video Game? : 3-Jan-2005
Working In a Lab : 3-Jan-2005
Cartoons, Porn, and Envelopes : 31-Dec-2004
Paper Monsters : 27-Dec-2004
Parallel Universe URL Format : 27-Dec-2004
Eat What Food the Characters Eat : 6-Dec-2004
Virtual Cinnamon Toast Crunch : 6-Dec-2004
Don't Worry, It's Only a Ton : 6-Dec-2004
Show Me The Money : 6-Dec-2004
Shaky Elevators and Raining Pink Bugs : 25-Nov-2004
Are You Asleep or Awake : 25-Nov-2004
Jadebob, Candy Contests, and reading LiveJournal on the Web : 24-Nov-2004
Transdimensional Stock Tips : 31-Oct-2004
Dreaming Code of Conduct? : 25-Oct-2004
Design Utopia : 3-Oct-2004
Reality needs an MPAA : 28-Aug-2004
Dealing with differences in perception : 28-Aug-2004
Channeling power to those you do not know : 28-Aug-2004
The Reality Problem : 28-Aug-2004
Storytelling Science : 28-Aug-2004
What is Heaven? : 28-Aug-2004
Sether : 19-Apr-2004
Warning About Altered State Experiences and the Literature Covering Them : 1-Jan-1999
My First Lucid Dream (circa late '97 or very early '98) : 7-Nov-1997
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The accounts written here are as true as I can manage. While the words are my own, they are not independent creative works of fiction —in any intentional way. Thus I do not consider the material to be protected by anything, other than that you'd have to be crazy to want to try and use it for genuine purposes (much less disingenuous ones!) But who's to say?