I needed to use a restroom, and was wandering through a strange house. I went into a room which was a strange jumble... there was a toilet, and a shower, but it also looked like a bedroom. Things were set up in crazy ways so that there were laptop computers getting wet from the shower. Things were all mixed up.
A girl wearing an animal print bikini had followed me in and was sharing in my puzzlement.
girl: "There's something wrong with this room."
me: "I think it goes beyond there being 'something wrong'. It's more like there isn't anything right about it."
Unable to get past the junk to reach the toilet, and feeling a bit like I needed to just get on with the dream investigation, I decided to just pee where I was. Leaving the room, I entered a party atmosphere and began asking questions. One person I spoke to was a man on a large TV monitor with a goatee, who looked a bit like "The Master" from the original Doctor Who.
me: "So what am I supposed to do about all these dreams?"
goatee man: "I have three answers to that."
me: "Ok, let's hear them."
goatee man: "Answer #1 is, forget the dreams. Just.... forget them."
me: "Well, I can't do that. So what's your answer #2?"
I felt a tap on my shoulder from behind. When I turned around, the man with the goatee was standing there in person.
me: "Oh... hm, how did you do that?"
goatee man: "Look at the screen."
Turning back around, I saw the screen he had been on now had a logo for something that said what I thought was "Subversive". It was red writing, and there were bits of white text underneath representing menu options. One of them said "buy tickets"
me: "Okay, what is subversive?"
goatee man: "Not subversive. SUBVERSE."
He pushed me forward toward a group of people who were talking.
goatee man: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet the producer. The creator of Subverse."
me: (mad) "I didn't do it. Don't remember making it, therefore I didn't do it in any way that you can give meaning."
goatee man: "You would have us believe it wasn't you who sent the only two pieces to individuals who would later--just by 'coincidence'--meet in a cafe and put them together?"
me: "No. It wasn't, and I have no idea what you're talking about. So get on with #3."
goatee man: "Number three is that N to the Nth power is always going to be less."
There was a pause as he looked like he was trying to figure out a way to explain what he was saying.
goatee man: "For instance, N to Mars is always going to be less."
me: "You're going to have to explain this in some other terms. What does Mars have to do with it?"
goatee man: "Well... it's more like Mar-th."
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