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Seeing Alien on Friday : 3-Nov-2019
Born On A Monday : 2-Jun-2018
Rearranging Sequences : 1-Apr-2018
And You Did It 'Til the Ennnnnnnd! : 26-Feb-2018
Cranberries are Important In Delaware : 3-Dec-2017
The Future of the New York Times : 8-Jul-2017
Things I Promise Never To Invent : 17-Feb-2017
Making New Things Out Of Water : 14-Feb-2017
Always About Who You're Dating : 17-Dec-2016
The Abandoned Medical Machine : 23-May-2016
I Don't...Habla...Paris : 13-Nov-2015
Not Allowed In The Haraas : 1-Apr-2015
The Injection of Foo : 2-Dec-2014
The K Guys : 18-Nov-2014
Frameworks, Frameworks, Frameworks! : 9-Nov-2014
Tom the Tomcat by Microsoft : 1-Nov-2014
Incompatible Jaw Versions : 11-Oct-2014
Moving to Ed's Land : 21-Sep-2014
Ben: The Cat Who Couldn't Dance : 7-Sep-2014
Small Chopsticks for Your Rice : 7-Sep-2014
Pinnochio's Andy : 24-Aug-2014
It isn't You, it isn't Me, it isn't Fee. : 13-Aug-2014
Show Me an Ocean : 5-Aug-2014
Being Noticed In Captured Experiences : 19-Jul-2014
Alpha Female Key Manager : 17-Jul-2014
Fake World Prison in a Mountain By George Lucas : 22-Jun-2014
Breaking the 011 Law : 29-May-2014
Touching the TV Camera : 2-May-2014
Deeper, deeper, deeper... : 17-Apr-2014
Going Through my Dream Wallet : 22-Mar-2014
Disclaimers About the Spirit of Love : 9-Mar-2014
Reboldog Dot Com : 26-Feb-2014
The Skeleton Man : 25-Feb-2014
Umur Umai and Mr. Incredible : 13-Feb-2014
Hypnotic Polytransformational Holography : 27-Dec-2013
Two to Five Weeks Left : 13-Dec-2013
World Leader in Lying to SkyNet : 9-Dec-2013
Adam and Eve were Gresque : 8-Dec-2013
Drainless Showers with Magnetic Water : 30-Oct-2013
A Protective Ring for the Food Lion channel : 14-Sep-2013
Everyone but God is Pro-Prima : 14-Sep-2013
Too Young to Leave the Crib : 14-Sep-2013
The X, Y, Z, and Nudity Axes : 14-Sep-2013
Spicy Ketchup and Pus : 12-Jan-2013
20th Century Physics : 17-Oct-2012
The Virus is on the Treasure Ship : 17-Oct-2012
Bruce Schneier's Facebook Page : 1-Aug-2012
Government Reality Simulation Investigations : 1-Aug-2012
Rihanna and My Boxer Shorts : 26-Jun-2012
Aynkh's Chat Room : 3-Jun-2012
LEGO Gaddafi Lets the Streets Run Mad : 28-May-2012
Pin a Memo With a Magnet : 27-May-2012
Technology 4gorillas : 27-Apr-2012
Advice to Sell Disneyland : 20-Mar-2012
The Deprecation of Glade 9 : 6-Feb-2012
Going to See Myself : 10-Jan-2012
The Monster Which Most Of Us Call God : 25-Nov-2011
Pure Format Math : 13-Dec-2010
The Aging Powers : 13-Dec-2010
Now You Really *ARE* Going Crazy : 27-Oct-2010
You Can Live in the Past, or You Can Live in the Future... : 30-Aug-2010
Pocky vs Mac : 30-Aug-2010
Running Reflection Syncs Against Trinity : 24-Apr-2010
Screening Questions for The Terminator : 24-Apr-2010
Out of Reach : 11-Apr-2010
My Personal Hypta : 2-Apr-2010
Functional Dimension Transformations: Practice Course : 12-Mar-2010
Cafe 911 : 2-Feb-2010
Sorry for the Inconvenience : 11-Jan-2010
Order Two Items at Karlksa : 29-Dec-2009
IT'S OVER ONE POINT TWO THOUSAND! : 29-Dec-2009
Paging Dr. Shrub : 16-Dec-2009
Planet Mull : 7-Dec-2009
Carketing, Not Science! : 7-Dec-2009
The B2 Sticker Hotel : 19-Oct-2009
Jesus Gave Me My Own TV Station : 19-Oct-2009
Jewel's Deep Trace : 13-Oct-2009
Three Stooges Wiggle Defense : 10-Oct-2009
Installed Eyes : 4-Oct-2009
April Ash3r's Newest Music Video : 27-Sep-2009
Alpha and Zed : 16-Sep-2009
Natural Magnetic Drains : 11-Sep-2009
"Contact" Movie Excerpt : 1-Sep-2009
Marcus Marco Marcami : 22-Aug-2009
Lawyers, Dracula and the Thermostat : 12-Aug-2009
A Total Mind-Core : 12-Aug-2009
Extension Machines: Kills Zombies Dead...er : 20-Jul-2009
The Quid : 10-Jul-2009
404 Incorporated : 30-Jun-2009
Feng Shui Kua : 28-Jun-2009
The Purple Rhino Trump Card : 22-Jun-2009
Unpopular With Cats : 20-Jun-2009
Cube, Sphere, Pyramid : 19-Jun-2009
Like lemon (or something) : 17-Jun-2009
The Dinosaur Proposition : 12-Jun-2009
The Interdimensional Billionaire Faces Divergent Air Gravity : 25-May-2009
Dreamflix recommends... : 18-May-2009
The Firefox-Shaped Folded Dimension Inside Earth : 28-Apr-2009
God's IT department : 20-Apr-2009
Holes in the Python Code : 20-Apr-2009
Vines Growing on a Gazebo : 1-Apr-2009
Cheating Video Arcades : 30-Mar-2009
Lunar Stencils : 30-Mar-2009
The New Zealand Internet Package : 30-Mar-2009
Can't Afford The Mother Package : 8-Mar-2009
Plastic Cowboy on a Swing : 3-Mar-2009
Voltron, George Jetson, and Tinkerbell : 26-Feb-2009
Judgment in This Particular Scrimmage : 21-Feb-2009
Cloning and IHOP : 7-Feb-2009
Most Of My Clients Try To Kill Me : 7-Feb-2009
We're All Just Here To Be Laughed At : 3-Feb-2009
Too Far, Too Fast : 3-Feb-2009
Avoid GeneX at All Costs : 19-Jan-2009
Are You Under Sedation? : 3-Jan-2009
Successful Pinching Defense : 22-Dec-2008
Subverse : 22-Dec-2008
One Thousand Desaults : 5-Dec-2008
No Human Error in the System : 5-Dec-2008
Becoming one With Mickey Mouse : 30-Oct-2008
Mentalife : 30-Oct-2008
Realityhandbook vs. Predator : 29-Oct-2008
Scary Aliens : 26-Oct-2008
The Sun Burning Out Earlier Than Expected : 15-Oct-2008
Welcome To An All New Dimension : 15-Oct-2008
Kind of Tragic When You Think About It : 14-Oct-2008
Meter maid sex : 10-Oct-2008
World on Fire : 1-Oct-2008
HHH-HHH-HHH : 30-Sep-2008
Where I Go To When I Am Called : 16-Sep-2008
Danielle The Medium : 3-Sep-2008
Twelve Lives to Live : 31-Aug-2008
Don't Worry Pluto, I'm Not a Planet Either : 31-Aug-2008
Evil Knievel Times : 31-Aug-2008
The Future: We Sell Hell (and Suffer Well) : 25-Aug-2008
Noi Si Cerul : 25-Aug-2008
Hax0red by the Crimson Circle : 23-Aug-2008
Hitler and the Homeless : 23-Aug-2008
Official Induction into the Transdimensional Balloon Association : 18-Aug-2008
Pilfering Soccer Balls : 13-Aug-2008
Willard Scott: You're on my list! : 10-Aug-2008
The Hercules Pill : 4-Aug-2008
The Embassy Paperwork Scam : 20-Jul-2008
Sufis Sweating Flatworms : 11-Jul-2008
Bambos and Bambots : 8-Jul-2008
Evolution: Embrace your chance : 8-Jul-2008
Role Playing on Mars : 15-Jun-2008
Maisse's Anthropormorphic Mushrooms : 13-Jun-2008
Blowdarts at the Pool : 11-Jun-2008
I Still Have Human DNA : 3-Jun-2008
Congratulations, Babies! : 3-Jun-2008
Dioxin and the Zombie Conga Line : 22-May-2008
Sour Grapes of the Future : 13-May-2008
We Can Stalk Them for You Wholesale : 12-May-2008
Eating Time : 23-Apr-2008
M.A.G.I.C. and Scholarships : 23-Apr-2008
The Truth, The Shadow, and The Solution : 23-Apr-2008
AppleTV's PhotoTransgenesis : 17-Apr-2008
$5.00 Philadelphia Lemonade : 12-Apr-2008
Context and the New Alliance of Souls : 6-Apr-2008
Fufinda and Goatlicke : 15-Mar-2008
Channeling the Sunshine : 3-Mar-2008
My bag is very high on the vacuum. : 2-Mar-2008
Always chasing after FM : 19-Feb-2008
Amazing Feats of the Mind People : 15-Feb-2008
The Motions of Writing : 29-Jan-2008
Steam Viruses : 29-Jan-2008
Signal Central (signalcentral.com) : 19-Dec-2007
The Facet Logic of Linear Time : 24-Nov-2007
Verified for Life : 31-Oct-2007
Photodiocenes : 21-Oct-2007
A Girl Named William : 12-Oct-2007
Greek Gods and Printer Drivers : 9-Oct-2007
One Hundred Morphins : 9-Oct-2007
Mirrors for Nothing : 5-Oct-2007
Biting Pegs in Cydonia : 5-Oct-2007
The Ionic Multiplier : 1-Oct-2007
Simple Relativity : 26-Sep-2007
Hope Springs Eternal : 23-Sep-2007
The California Loner : 18-Aug-2007
Amateur surrealists : 13-Aug-2007
Two Tanks : 29-Jul-2007
(A)pple (D)og (A)pple (M)ountain : 19-Jul-2007
The Tooth Fairy and Greens+ Bars : 13-Jul-2007
Extended Visit to the Ether : 13-Jul-2007
Zero-Pole Magnets : 12-Jul-2007
Acephalous at the Silly Station : 6-Jul-2007
Tracking a Triangle : 13-Jun-2007
Oxy 40 Skateboard Matrix : 6-Jun-2007
SkypeUniverse : 13-May-2007
The Bad Preacher's Tale : 6-May-2007
Overwhelmingly Empathetic to Your Problem : 8-Mar-2007
The Buried Brain Grid : 12-Feb-2007
The Creepy Horse Teacher : 4-Feb-2007
Not a Thirst-Quenching Experience : 27-Jan-2007
Chimera's Morphing Architecture : 20-Jan-2007
Traffic Signals and Computational Slavery : 13-Jan-2007
The Key To My Mind : 2-Jan-2007
Something Better than Cell Phones : 18-Dec-2006
Roadside Bananas : 13-Dec-2006
Avoiding the Evisceration : 11-Dec-2006
Furin's Fogscreen : 11-Dec-2006
Acid Jones in Training : 23-Nov-2006
But What Do You Want? : 7-Nov-2006
Virtual Reality Again, In Amazing HD : 28-Oct-2006
Kids in the Hall : 18-Sep-2006
Hair Caught In The Wind : 17-Sep-2006
Genital +1 and Pillows (0,0) : 16-Sep-2006
Speaking Spanish in College : 7-Sep-2006
Property in Rainier : 28-Aug-2006
Psychokinetic Potential of 1 in 15 : 27-Aug-2006
My Claymation Audiopad Lesson : 21-Aug-2006
I Dream of Bathroom : 21-Aug-2006
Battling Slugs with Dennis Hopper : 21-Aug-2006
There is no Blackberry, only Z00l : 18-Aug-2006
Sun and Oracle and Aliens : 10-Aug-2006
Hacking the Soda Factory : 10-Aug-2006
The Reconfiguring Lego Touchpad : 15-Jul-2006
The Indestructible Man : 6-Jul-2006
The Interview Hero : 4-Jul-2006
French-Speaking Alter Egos : 25-Jun-2006
Ride The Mirror : 4-Jun-2006
I Am Not Michael Jackson : 1-May-2006
Bathroom Layer Depraved : 17-Apr-2006
The Dance of Life : 19-Jan-2006
Throwing Keys Into a Volcano : 4-Jan-2006
Ashamed to Have Two Shoulders : 27-Dec-2005
Dungeons and Dragons and Character Modeling : 7-Nov-2005
Parallel Universe URL Format : 27-Dec-2004
Are You Asleep or Awake : 25-Nov-2004
My First Lucid Dream (circa late '97 or very early '98) : 7-Nov-1997
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