I was trying to use an internet terminal and it was wigging out, so someone came to try and help me do it letter by letter. She was very patient.
me: "Okay, I need... y'know, an H. As in...Horse? Hamburger? Headband?"
She gave me a puzzled look, but eventually got the idea that I wanted an "H". Going through this process for several more characters I eventually got her to type "http://".
When she finally entered that part of the string, the URL bar of the browser instantly converted it to say "|page|".
Note
I deemed that in this alternate universe, you would type "|page|wikipedia.org" instead of "http://wikipedia.org"