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Impure At The Undone Bar : 3-Nov-2019
Seeing Alien on Friday : 3-Nov-2019
Ghost Game Dining Hall : 28-Sep-2019
Beetron and Relief (Sponsored by AirBnB) : 13-Jun-2019
CRX dot EXE : 10-Mar-2019
One dot Now dot Com : 4-Dec-2018
Cherry Pies At Frombo : 4-Nov-2018
Honeybee Carry Chicken Drunk : 20-Oct-2018
Benjamin Meyer's Genius DNA : 20-Oct-2018
Jesus Can Manage the Volume : 18-Oct-2018
Haphazard Double Fabric Giraffe Attack : 13-Oct-2018
Currant and Lemon Candy : 2-Oct-2018
Nine Inch Nails Zootopia : 12-Aug-2018
The XY Graph of Math and Sex : 19-Jun-2018
Chairman Peter Gabriel : 18-Jun-2018
Yacht X Lot Simulation : 9-Jun-2018
The Oster Aliens Changed Everything : 3-Jun-2018
Born On A Monday : 2-Jun-2018
Ether Expanded to Q-Ether : 23-May-2018
Sampling the Aging Goo : 17-Apr-2018
Drinking Near the DISCO Center : 11-Apr-2018
Married To A Miracle : 11-Apr-2018
Rearranging Sequences : 1-Apr-2018
Heather O Tattoo : 15-Mar-2018
Marina, He's Not The One : 8-Mar-2018
One Person is Hurt, One Person is Hitler : 1-Mar-2018
Not Just A Phone : 28-Feb-2018
And You Did It 'Til the Ennnnnnnd! : 26-Feb-2018
Quincy, Zoltan, and Samsara : 28-Jan-2018
Here Comes Magic, Here Comes Fun : 26-Jan-2018
Clonero Nanotech Printers : 8-Jan-2018
Cranberries are Important In Delaware : 3-Dec-2017
Tying Knots The Right Way : 29-Nov-2017
The Trendsetter : 15-Oct-2017
Interdimensional Travel Is Boring : 1-Oct-2017
Human-Centric Philological Conceptions : 22-Sep-2017
Cast Into An Atheist Life : 21-Sep-2017
Arabic Neck Cookies : 18-Sep-2017
The Mormon Zoo : 15-Aug-2017
The Zine of Ethics : 24-Jul-2017
Manta Research and Famous Amy's : 24-Jul-2017
Earthbound Link To Palm Springs : 19-Jul-2017
The Future of the New York Times : 8-Jul-2017
WAEV Gravity : 17-May-2017
Buying An Executable Coffee : 12-May-2017
The Phylos Steam Van Of Love : 1-May-2017
The Matchbox Car Orgy Lesson : 25-Apr-2017
Rhoga the Creepy Robot Dog : 20-Feb-2017
Things I Promise Never To Invent : 17-Feb-2017
Making New Things Out Of Water : 14-Feb-2017
Thinking Africamattically : 24-Jan-2017
Jeb Bush and David Duke Parallel Universe : 20-Jan-2017
Always About Who You're Dating : 17-Dec-2016
Sonic Speak : 10-Nov-2016
The Balance Of The Water : 2-Nov-2016
Trying On A 1950's Smile : 27-Aug-2016
Wake-Up Videos : 15-Aug-2016
The Abandoned Medical Machine : 23-May-2016
Go Directly To Space : 22-May-2016
Only Human After All : 22-May-2016
Annex 25 : 10-May-2016
Like Hacking Mr. Ed : 14-Nov-2015
I Don't...Habla...Paris : 13-Nov-2015
Only One in a Day : 28-Oct-2015
Unbridled Lust for Brutulus Prume : 28-Oct-2015
Vivi the Mayor Misses Me : 27-Oct-2015
Dropping Napalm on the Rug, Now : 2-Aug-2015
Knocking On The Wrong Girl's Door : 15-Jul-2015
All Bridge Players Are Now Human Players : 14-Jul-2015
Only Bedrock : 8-Jul-2015
Rivelcasting and Snap-Frame Attacks : 6-Jul-2015
It's Light, it's Nothing and Everything : 18-Jun-2015
Tuning In Fleck Circuit : 5-Jun-2015
Chocolate Font and the 50-Headed Q-Tip : 8-Apr-2015
Not Allowed In The Haraas : 1-Apr-2015
Personal Notes of Allison Coyer, 1800-1868 : 21-Mar-2015
Win-Win Situation : 24-Feb-2015
Zoidberg, Lindbergh, Mossberg : 24-Feb-2015
The Zillion Million Agreement : 16-Feb-2015
You Thought You Knew Everything, Everything : 11-Feb-2015
Weird Al's Black Bowl + Snopes Bar : 1-Jan-2015
The Injection of Foo : 2-Dec-2014
Dirty Minds : 2-Dec-2014
Bigfoot's Consensual Relationship : 28-Nov-2014
The K Guys : 18-Nov-2014
Toto For A Tooth : 15-Nov-2014
No Salt, No Salt in Pancakes : 15-Nov-2014
Man Bites Efta Dog : 13-Nov-2014
Frameworks, Frameworks, Frameworks! : 9-Nov-2014
Jesus and the Purple Dog : 7-Nov-2014
A Free Sandwich for Neo : 2-Nov-2014
Tom the Tomcat by Microsoft : 1-Nov-2014
Tuna, Salmon, Sushi, and Dumbarbie : 30-Oct-2014
Changing the D in Donnie Wahlberg : 28-Oct-2014
Shower Sex With J.C.Penney : 25-Oct-2014
Multplayer Laser Robot Game : 16-Oct-2014
Incompatible Jaw Versions : 11-Oct-2014
The Ditz at Grok Net : 10-Oct-2014
Frank's : 24-Sep-2014
Moving to Ed's Land : 21-Sep-2014
Acquired By Honda : 12-Sep-2014
The Candycoat Company : 9-Sep-2014
Ben: The Cat Who Couldn't Dance : 7-Sep-2014
Small Chopsticks for Your Rice : 7-Sep-2014
Pinnochio's Andy : 24-Aug-2014
The Girl in the V of a Pipe : 24-Aug-2014
Dragons Sorting Severed Heads By Color : 18-Aug-2014
Hotmail International Distrubuted Mail Archive : 17-Aug-2014
It isn't You, it isn't Me, it isn't Fee. : 13-Aug-2014
Show Me an Ocean : 5-Aug-2014
Being Noticed In Captured Experiences : 19-Jul-2014
Alpha Female Key Manager : 17-Jul-2014
My Middle Name... is 'Grandma' : 17-Jul-2014
Fake World Prison in a Mountain By George Lucas : 22-Jun-2014
Measuring Computation in Kurts : 16-Jun-2014
Chip on My Shoulder : 2-Jun-2014
Sean Penn and the Missing Watch : 1-Jun-2014
Breaking the 011 Law : 29-May-2014
Go Save Your Chrome : 25-May-2014
Touching the TV Camera : 2-May-2014
The Musical Spreadsheet Hack : 2-May-2014
Deeper, deeper, deeper... : 17-Apr-2014
Twilight Without Shadows : 12-Apr-2014
LEGO Barbie UPS presentation : 12-Apr-2014
Do You Believe in Aliens : 12-Apr-2014
Born as a Dragon Day : 8-Apr-2014
Darling for Vendetta : 6-Apr-2014
Going Through my Dream Wallet : 22-Mar-2014
Disclaimers About the Spirit of Love : 9-Mar-2014
Raisin Bread Veggie Yogurt Sandwich : 9-Mar-2014
Reboldog Dot Com : 26-Feb-2014
The Skeleton Man : 25-Feb-2014
Umur Umai and Mr. Incredible : 13-Feb-2014
Putting an End to Evolution : 2-Feb-2014
Trello in Borneo : 2-Feb-2014
Coursonaggoni : 8-Jan-2014
Jesus Won't Move the City : 29-Dec-2013
Hypnotic Polytransformational Holography : 27-Dec-2013
The Sacred Copy : 13-Dec-2013
Two to Five Weeks Left : 13-Dec-2013
World Leader in Lying to SkyNet : 9-Dec-2013
Adam and Eve were Gresque : 8-Dec-2013
Several Nut Shows in One Night : 8-Dec-2013
Dave's Memory-Erasing Mafia : 7-Dec-2013
Human Inertia : 6-Dec-2013
Drainless Showers with Magnetic Water : 30-Oct-2013
The Road Disease : 30-Oct-2013
A Protective Ring for the Food Lion channel : 14-Sep-2013
Everyone but God is Pro-Prima : 14-Sep-2013
Too Young to Leave the Crib : 14-Sep-2013
The X, Y, Z, and Nudity Axes : 14-Sep-2013
The Very Insulted Dog : 14-Sep-2013
He's Not That Kind : 4-Jul-2013
The Games of 3 Replaced the Music of 2 : 12-Jan-2013
Spicy Ketchup and Pus : 12-Jan-2013
Blue Warning : 17-Oct-2012
20th Century Physics : 17-Oct-2012
The Virus is on the Treasure Ship : 17-Oct-2012
Angela On LinkedIn : 17-Oct-2012
David Hasselhoff's Military Fidelity Branch : 1-Oct-2012
Missing the Old Me : 18-Sep-2012
Bruce Schneier's Facebook Page : 1-Aug-2012
Government Reality Simulation Investigations : 1-Aug-2012
Rihanna and My Boxer Shorts : 26-Jun-2012
A God so tall, that He's short... : 16-Jun-2012
Stopping Jim Elegrade's Breakfast : 5-Jun-2012
Aynkh's Chat Room : 3-Jun-2012
Ocept and Caterpillars : 28-May-2012
LEGO Gaddafi Lets the Streets Run Mad : 28-May-2012
Pin a Memo With a Magnet : 27-May-2012
Jeeew-L and the Michael Bolton Shirt : 28-Apr-2012
Technology 4gorillas : 27-Apr-2012
Advice to Sell Disneyland : 20-Mar-2012
The Fractal Cube Press Conference : 20-Mar-2012
The Deprecation of Glade 9 : 6-Feb-2012
Going to See Myself : 10-Jan-2012
Brother is from Succor : 10-Jan-2012
The Monster Which Most Of Us Call God : 25-Nov-2011
The Inventor of Non Serviam : 29-Jun-2011
You Have Family, You'll See : 22-Apr-2011
P is for Pencil : 12-Feb-2011
'Cause God Forbid Them : 22-Dec-2010
Pure Format Math : 13-Dec-2010
The Aging Powers : 13-Dec-2010
Now You Really *ARE* Going Crazy : 27-Oct-2010
You Can Live in the Past, or You Can Live in the Future... : 30-Aug-2010
Pocky vs Mac : 30-Aug-2010
Low Budget Iron Man : 2-Jun-2010
Stealing Demo Cards : 29-Apr-2010
Floating Lips in the Mirror : 25-Apr-2010
Running Reflection Syncs Against Trinity : 24-Apr-2010
Screening Questions for The Terminator : 24-Apr-2010
Out of Reach : 11-Apr-2010
Hope Failure : 3-Apr-2010
My Personal Hypta : 2-Apr-2010
Functional Dimension Transformations: Practice Course : 12-Mar-2010
Cafe 911 : 2-Feb-2010
But it's a Real Dumpster : 25-Jan-2010
Romanov at 1st SE and West Nutella : 11-Jan-2010
Sorry for the Inconvenience : 11-Jan-2010
The Grimeley Meal : 29-Dec-2009
Order Two Items at Karlksa : 29-Dec-2009
The Ho Ban Fruit Company : 25-Dec-2009
Home, Shelf, or Drug? : 16-Dec-2009
Camry Accident Investigation Facility : 16-Dec-2009
Paging Dr. Shrub : 16-Dec-2009
Vitomin 1-8-9-19 : 16-Dec-2009
ip.com and the IP address : 8-Dec-2009
Planet Mull : 7-Dec-2009
Carketing, Not Science! : 7-Dec-2009
The Human Anatomy Game : 2-Dec-2009
Not Near the Order of the Nefarious Mass : 26-Oct-2009
In Dream Russia, TV Watches You : 22-Oct-2009
The B2 Sticker Hotel : 19-Oct-2009
Jesus Gave Me My Own TV Station : 19-Oct-2009
Jewel's Deep Trace : 13-Oct-2009
Fluffy Clouds Portending Doom : 10-Oct-2009
Three Stooges Wiggle Defense : 10-Oct-2009
Installed Eyes : 4-Oct-2009
Holos Paper : 3-Oct-2009
April Ash3r's Newest Music Video : 27-Sep-2009
Alpha and Zed : 16-Sep-2009
The Attractive Italian Man who Makes Connections : 16-Sep-2009
Natural Magnetic Drains : 11-Sep-2009
Axis of Evil : 5-Sep-2009
No Restaurant Exit : 4-Sep-2009
New York Times Cereal : 4-Sep-2009
Throw it On Your "Roof" : 4-Sep-2009
Taligent UI is Dead. : 2-Sep-2009
Nobody in the Future Is Wonderful : 25-Aug-2009
AE and the Snub : 25-Aug-2009
Marcus Marco Marcami : 22-Aug-2009
Eat Your Yamli, it's Rich in Minerals... : 15-Aug-2009
How to avoid Love, the advice of "Wise Elders", and probably Roxy Music : 13-Aug-2009
1020, Jewel, and 0304 : 13-Aug-2009
Lawyers, Dracula and the Thermostat : 12-Aug-2009
A Total Mind-Core : 12-Aug-2009
God's PA System : 12-Aug-2009
Extension Machines: Kills Zombies Dead...er : 20-Jul-2009
Feeling Magical : 14-Jul-2009
The Molten Lead of the LEGO Spirit : 13-Jul-2009
Weapons of Mass Instruction : 13-Jul-2009
The Quid : 10-Jul-2009
Society's Ocean : 9-Jul-2009
COTE and HOOD : 3-Jul-2009
404 Incorporated : 30-Jun-2009
Field Your Tone : 29-Jun-2009
Feng Shui Kua : 28-Jun-2009
The Folding Chair Fencing Club : 28-Jun-2009
The Purple Rhino Trump Card : 22-Jun-2009
Unpopular With Cats : 20-Jun-2009
Cube, Sphere, Pyramid : 19-Jun-2009
Like lemon (or something) : 17-Jun-2009
The Dinosaur Proposition : 12-Jun-2009
Multiplicative Inverse of The Beast : 8-Jun-2009
The Interdimensional Billionaire Faces Divergent Air Gravity : 25-May-2009
Dreamflix recommends... : 18-May-2009
Mr. Tazer Surgery : 17-May-2009
Tilling the Cosmic Silence : 17-May-2009
The Firefox-Shaped Folded Dimension Inside Earth : 28-Apr-2009
Time Travel, The Internet, and Jesus : 28-Apr-2009
Full Moore Control : 28-Apr-2009
Kojo on YouTube : 20-Apr-2009
Snow Crashing : 20-Apr-2009
God's IT department : 20-Apr-2009
Holes in the Python Code : 20-Apr-2009
Reader Suggestion: "Ask For An Injection #1" : 15-Apr-2009
Neurally-Activated Music and Cold French Fries : 1-Apr-2009
Best of Both Worlds : 1-Apr-2009
Vines Growing on a Gazebo : 1-Apr-2009
Off to See Steve Wizard : 31-Mar-2009
Cheating Video Arcades : 30-Mar-2009
Lunar Stencils : 30-Mar-2009
The New Zealand Internet Package : 30-Mar-2009
The Mormon Internet Package : 30-Mar-2009
Adds Easily : 8-Mar-2009
Can't Afford The Mother Package : 8-Mar-2009
Plastic Cowboy on a Swing : 3-Mar-2009
Voltron, George Jetson, and Tinkerbell : 26-Feb-2009
Odds Are 1 That I'm a Body Snatcher : 26-Feb-2009
Judgment in This Particular Scrimmage : 21-Feb-2009
Made in a factory at Maxis : 19-Feb-2009
Don't take ESP class : 16-Feb-2009
Cloning and IHOP : 7-Feb-2009
Most Of My Clients Try To Kill Me : 7-Feb-2009
The Haunted Sanctuary : 5-Feb-2009
Back To The Future / Face Off : 5-Feb-2009
We're All Just Here To Be Laughed At : 3-Feb-2009
Too Far, Too Fast : 3-Feb-2009
MetaLiving : 28-Jan-2009
REXEL Sliding Blocks : 28-Jan-2009
Speaking to the Slug : 28-Jan-2009
Avoid GeneX at All Costs : 19-Jan-2009
Possibly Rewriting the Rulebook : 14-Jan-2009
Caught by the Valring : 13-Jan-2009
Naughty Shower Party: The Game : 12-Jan-2009
The Brain Experiment : 12-Jan-2009
inquiry.evil.inquiry : 8-Jan-2009
The Unicorn Man : 5-Jan-2009
What Ingredients Make the Best Sandwich? : 5-Jan-2009
Some People Shouldn't Exist : 5-Jan-2009
Banned Retail App for iPhone : 5-Jan-2009
Sean Penn and The Fred Folder : 5-Jan-2009
Let God Come To You : 5-Jan-2009
Are You Under Sedation? : 3-Jan-2009
Successful Pinching Defense : 22-Dec-2008
Drunk at Brown with Susan Cornfeld : 22-Dec-2008
Subverse : 22-Dec-2008
Frozen Garbage : 22-Dec-2008
One Thousand Desaults : 5-Dec-2008
You Should Have Your Memory Back : 5-Dec-2008
No Human Error in the System : 5-Dec-2008
The Rickling Error : 1-Dec-2008
The Ambiguity is the Point of the Sketch : 1-Dec-2008
Upgrading Your Xcopy : 26-Nov-2008
Talk Reality To Me : 17-Nov-2008
Back To The Future is Destiny : 6-Nov-2008
Musical Compass : 5-Nov-2008
105 Years of Solitude : 3-Nov-2008
Becoming one With Mickey Mouse : 30-Oct-2008
Mentalife : 30-Oct-2008
Realityhandbook vs. Predator : 29-Oct-2008
Muses : 27-Oct-2008
Just a Hot Woman : 27-Oct-2008
A Guest Dream Within A Dream : 27-Oct-2008
The Republic of Coleco : 27-Oct-2008
Scary Aliens : 26-Oct-2008
Paying the Bill for your PDF : 26-Oct-2008
It's Not An Elevator Bug, It's An Elevator Feature : 26-Oct-2008
And You Thought Ike Turner Was Bad... : 25-Oct-2008
Tissue Immaterialism : 25-Oct-2008
The Body Guard : 20-Oct-2008
Hellsville : 16-Oct-2008
The Sun Burning Out Earlier Than Expected : 15-Oct-2008
Welcome To An All New Dimension : 15-Oct-2008
Kind of Tragic When You Think About It : 14-Oct-2008
Trigrams 'n' Tags : 14-Oct-2008
Meter maid sex : 10-Oct-2008
Dogfoot : 9-Oct-2008
The Sin of Music : 9-Oct-2008
The Company : 7-Oct-2008
World on Fire : 1-Oct-2008
HHH-HHH-HHH : 30-Sep-2008
Human Hedgehogs : 25-Sep-2008
Me and My Murky Water : 22-Sep-2008
Arrows on the Ceiling, Arrows on the Floor : 22-Sep-2008
Tofu First Ordering : 18-Sep-2008
Where I Go To When I Am Called : 16-Sep-2008
A Ladies' Introduction To Corey Hart : 14-Sep-2008
Testing for Bots in the Bedroom : 12-Sep-2008
All she Knows is you Spent a Billion Dollars on Fireworks : 6-Sep-2008
What? Haven't I heard of Fred Beans? : 3-Sep-2008
Candy Contest Redux : 3-Sep-2008
Danielle The Medium : 3-Sep-2008
Twelve Lives to Live : 31-Aug-2008
Don't Worry Pluto, I'm Not a Planet Either : 31-Aug-2008
My Milkshake Brings all the Sims under Cars : 31-Aug-2008
Evil Knievel Times : 31-Aug-2008
The Future: We Sell Hell (and Suffer Well) : 25-Aug-2008
Noi Si Cerul : 25-Aug-2008
Hax0red by the Crimson Circle : 23-Aug-2008
Hitler and the Homeless : 23-Aug-2008
Official Induction into the Transdimensional Balloon Association : 18-Aug-2008
Nuts and Bolts and Checkers : 18-Aug-2008
Pilfering Soccer Balls : 13-Aug-2008
Blocked by The Light : 12-Aug-2008
The Skipper Walks Away : 12-Aug-2008
Willard Scott: You're on my list! : 10-Aug-2008
Gonna be a Long Night, Gonna Be All Right, on the Night Bridge : 7-Aug-2008
The Hercules Pill : 4-Aug-2008
The Mission and the Mentor : 2-Aug-2008
Welcome to Garfield Minus Garfield, City Limit : 28-Jul-2008
Granular Students in the Motherf'in Record Room : 23-Jul-2008
The Embassy Paperwork Scam : 20-Jul-2008
Life in the Cuddly Zone : 16-Jul-2008
Four Pi Equation : 13-Jul-2008
Sufis Sweating Flatworms : 11-Jul-2008
Bambos and Bambots : 8-Jul-2008
Evolution: Embrace your chance : 8-Jul-2008
Kiosks at Cat Claw Construction : 4-Jul-2008
Lava Won't Cure Your Stink : 4-Jul-2008
Role Playing on Mars : 15-Jun-2008
The Easiest to Remember Name : 15-Jun-2008
Maisse's Anthropormorphic Mushrooms : 13-Jun-2008
Blowdarts at the Pool : 11-Jun-2008
Dimitri and the Amazons : 11-Jun-2008
The Old Fraggle Likes to Hoggle : 9-Jun-2008
Kanye's Golden Collapsible Cane : 6-Jun-2008
Seeing With My Eyes Closed : 5-Jun-2008
I Still Have Human DNA : 3-Jun-2008
Congratulations, Babies! : 3-Jun-2008
Superman's Motorcycle Car : 2-Jun-2008
300 (ooo) and Spinach : 31-May-2008
Color and Semiotics : 30-May-2008
Critiquing the Google Aesthetic : 30-May-2008
A Bad Case of Credit Card Tongue : 27-May-2008
The Infraluminal Link : 26-May-2008
Let God be Your Preservative : 26-May-2008
Dioxin and the Zombie Conga Line : 22-May-2008
The "Beavis and God Save the World" Show : 21-May-2008
Talking Heads (with Boring Ideas About Mentalism) : 12-May-2008
We Can Stalk Them for You Wholesale : 12-May-2008
Eating Time : 23-Apr-2008
M.A.G.I.C. and Scholarships : 23-Apr-2008
The Truth, The Shadow, and The Solution : 23-Apr-2008
Rick-rolled in the Astral Plane : 23-Apr-2008
Physillusional : 17-Apr-2008
AppleTV's PhotoTransgenesis : 17-Apr-2008
$5.00 Philadelphia Lemonade : 12-Apr-2008
15% and the Frito Balloon : 10-Apr-2008
Context and the New Alliance of Souls : 6-Apr-2008
Stuck in a closet with Angela Lansbury : 22-Mar-2008
Fufinda and Goatlicke : 15-Mar-2008
Bill Bixby and The Soul Collector : 15-Mar-2008
Kevin Koostner : 15-Mar-2008
Kacheer Kacheen and the Five Mentalisms : 15-Mar-2008
Graphite Drinks from the Loaders : 15-Mar-2008
Turning My Sound Off on Clarabell Island : 15-Mar-2008
Amaducci : 3-Mar-2008
Channeling the Sunshine : 3-Mar-2008
My bag is very high on the vacuum. : 2-Mar-2008
The Self-Multiplying Business Cards of Azir : 25-Feb-2008
Brotherhood of Iron Eleven Shoes : 25-Feb-2008
Polarian M : 20-Feb-2008
Always chasing after FM : 19-Feb-2008
Listen to X and everything will be fine... : 17-Feb-2008
Amazing Feats of the Mind People : 15-Feb-2008
The Buzzing Club Test : 15-Feb-2008
The Motions of Writing : 29-Jan-2008
Steam Viruses : 29-Jan-2008
View Masters and Dr. Pepper : 14-Jan-2008
Fenskohl, Feckel, and Moo : 7-Jan-2008
Signal Central (signalcentral.com) : 19-Dec-2007
The Honda/Toyota Matrix, take II : 18-Dec-2007
David Bowie's Apartment : 18-Dec-2007
Wordplay Inc. : 18-Dec-2007
The Incompetent Destroyer : 14-Dec-2007
Personal Ads and Translated URLs : 12-Dec-2007
Hey, it's LoJack... : 7-Dec-2007
The Map to Aramania : 7-Dec-2007
The Facet Logic of Linear Time : 24-Nov-2007
Paradise, Paradise, Paradise, Paradise : 31-Oct-2007
Verified for Life : 31-Oct-2007
Smoked by the Second Variety : 29-Oct-2007
Eight-Year Olds on the Titanic : 29-Oct-2007
Eat Sushi, Answer Questions : 25-Oct-2007
Photodiocenes : 21-Oct-2007
A Girl Named William : 12-Oct-2007
The Way of Life : 12-Oct-2007
Pizza Slice $1.49, Root Beer $11, Eating someone's belt... priceless. : 12-Oct-2007
Throwing People Over Cliffs : 12-Oct-2007
Greek Gods and Printer Drivers : 9-Oct-2007
Inichinev and the San Francisco Canal : 9-Oct-2007
One Hundred Morphins : 9-Oct-2007
The New Root for Mozilla : 6-Oct-2007
Foegl, FLpod, and The Clown : 5-Oct-2007
Mirrors for Nothing : 5-Oct-2007
Biting Pegs in Cydonia : 5-Oct-2007
New Roommate : 2-Oct-2007
The Ionic Multiplier : 1-Oct-2007
Last Week They Were At Burning Man? : 1-Oct-2007
Simple Relativity : 26-Sep-2007
Neras on the Forehead : 23-Sep-2007
Hope Springs Eternal : 23-Sep-2007
The Warrior Checks Google Calendar : 23-Sep-2007
Hypnotism Semi-Transcript: Lila and the Basket of Stories : 18-Sep-2007
Weird Al and the Zoo : 17-Sep-2007
A Channeling Faux-Paus in Bed : 15-Sep-2007
Delmont's White Cherries : 15-Sep-2007
Gaming Bills and the Cadavers : 15-Sep-2007
Mickey Mouse and Mickey D's are Not The Same : 15-Sep-2007
Fundamentalist keyword "FICTION" : 13-Sep-2007
The Quantum Leap of Stealing Traffic Cones : 12-Sep-2007
The Discovery Channel (without Atoms) : 12-Sep-2007
Prove you're Human, volume 1 : 10-Sep-2007
Battles in an Outdoor Mall : 28-Aug-2007
LS Nitrous : 27-Aug-2007
The California Loner : 18-Aug-2007
The Cat, not the Cat Study : 16-Aug-2007
What do you Mean "We", Green Man? : 13-Aug-2007
Amateur surrealists : 13-Aug-2007
Budding Mouth Disease : 10-Aug-2007
Channel Satellite Radio : 10-Aug-2007
Mannequins and Incinerators : 8-Aug-2007
Get your fresh killbot right here! : 8-Aug-2007
Hot For Student : 7-Aug-2007
The CITI Terminal : 5-Aug-2007
Hell's Eternal Underwater Roller Coaster : 29-Jul-2007
Pushing All the Buttons : 29-Jul-2007
Two Tanks : 29-Jul-2007
(A)pple (D)og (A)pple (M)ountain : 19-Jul-2007
Skype With Map Routing Warnings : 13-Jul-2007
The Tooth Fairy and Greens+ Bars : 13-Jul-2007
To Boldly Cut and Paste Where No One Has Cut and Pasted Before : 13-Jul-2007
Extended Visit to the Ether : 13-Jul-2007
Zero-Pole Magnets : 12-Jul-2007
Game? Compared to What? : 11-Jul-2007
Addressivism : 6-Jul-2007
Reagan King : 1-Jul-2007
Devotion where you need it. : 29-Jun-2007
Millions of Virtual Shards : 22-Jun-2007
The Chlorine-Free United State of America : 22-Jun-2007
Flying Foam : 21-Jun-2007
Sainga and Silvia : 20-Jun-2007
Messages on the Pens : 17-Jun-2007
An Uncivil Trial : 17-Jun-2007
Tracking a Triangle : 13-Jun-2007
There are no 'machines'. There are only men. : 6-Jun-2007
Oxy 40 Skateboard Matrix : 6-Jun-2007
Tony Romero's Dream Dialer : 23-May-2007
SkypeUniverse : 13-May-2007
The Bad Preacher's Tale : 6-May-2007
The Future of Urban Design 2018 : 25-Apr-2007
The Saladian Days : 25-Apr-2007
The Witch Box Head Speaker : 24-Apr-2007
Living Without Consequences : 24-Apr-2007
Ana Ng : 20-Apr-2007
Like a Tootsie Roll, Only More Imaginary : 15-Apr-2007
Potentia : 15-Apr-2007
Pardon My Genie : 29-Mar-2007
She's an Amoeba : 29-Mar-2007
Dark Earth Colony : 17-Mar-2007
Tensors and Phantoms : 15-Mar-2007
Overwhelmingly Empathetic to Your Problem : 8-Mar-2007
The Buried Brain Grid : 12-Feb-2007
Cumina Cumir Formis : 12-Feb-2007
Who the Hell is Richard Butler? : 11-Feb-2007
The White Mayor of Wal-Mart : 11-Feb-2007
Reliable Culture : 11-Feb-2007
The Trap of the Master Hacker : 11-Feb-2007
Digital Tide Engine : 11-Feb-2007
Going to Fidel : 7-Feb-2007
On the Dance Floor I Am Free : 7-Feb-2007
Aramanaia : 7-Feb-2007
The Creepy Horse Teacher : 4-Feb-2007
Pretending Everything Cost Two Weeks to Make : 4-Feb-2007
Cousin Anne Dudens : 4-Feb-2007
The Country Owned by Wine Glass Head : 27-Jan-2007
Fanta Has Been Cancelled : 27-Jan-2007
Greenway, Walgreens, and Ralphs : 27-Jan-2007
Don't Need The Drugs : 27-Jan-2007
Not a Thirst-Quenching Experience : 27-Jan-2007
Chimera's Morphing Architecture : 20-Jan-2007
Calibration Through a Drawing Exercise : 20-Jan-2007
Smelly Grocery Stores in Another Dimension : 16-Jan-2007
Traffic Signals and Computational Slavery : 13-Jan-2007
The Key To My Mind : 2-Jan-2007
The Long View Undercover : 18-Dec-2006
Something Better than Cell Phones : 18-Dec-2006
Roadside Bananas : 13-Dec-2006
Avoiding the Evisceration : 11-Dec-2006
Furin's Fogscreen : 11-Dec-2006
Proximity Inertia : 3-Dec-2006
The Universe According to Pringles : 2-Dec-2006
Even in the Perfect Matrix Future, there's Bad Typography : 2-Dec-2006
Acid Jones in Training : 23-Nov-2006
Every Day It's the Same Thing, Different Faces With No Names : 16-Nov-2006
But What Do You Want? : 7-Nov-2006
Virtual Reality Again, In Amazing HD : 28-Oct-2006
Hands, Fingers, Toes : 27-Oct-2006
The 13-Inch Foot : 26-Oct-2006
Spitting Children : 25-Oct-2006
Neo Alert - *someone else* having a freaky experience I get to recount : 2-Oct-2006
Fork in Your Neck : 26-Sep-2006
Kids in the Hall : 18-Sep-2006
The Halloween Party : 17-Sep-2006
Hair Caught In The Wind : 17-Sep-2006
Liarsville : 17-Sep-2006
Genital +1 and Pillows (0,0) : 16-Sep-2006
There Is No Chinese Truth : 16-Sep-2006
Intersection #403 : 11-Sep-2006
Leonard Cohen, John Grisham, or me? : 9-Sep-2006
Planets rotating counter to the direction of gravity. : 9-Sep-2006
Speaking Spanish in College : 7-Sep-2006
Dancing with the Architect : 6-Sep-2006
Advertisement Filtering : 2-Sep-2006
Traffic Cones Say God Is Dead : 30-Aug-2006
The Pizza of my Dreams and The Guy who Wanted Pom-Poms : 30-Aug-2006
Property in Rainier : 28-Aug-2006
Psychokinetic Potential of 1 in 15 : 27-Aug-2006
Matchmaker and the Lecherous Realityhandbook : 21-Aug-2006
My Claymation Audiopad Lesson : 21-Aug-2006
I Dream of Bathroom : 21-Aug-2006
Ferns Accented With Stage Lights : 21-Aug-2006
Battling Slugs with Dennis Hopper : 21-Aug-2006
Over The Box : 20-Aug-2006
There is no Blackberry, only Z00l : 18-Aug-2006
The Magical Half-Eaten Hot Dog : 14-Aug-2006
NASA Cosmic Intelligence Division : 11-Aug-2006
Sun and Oracle and Aliens : 10-Aug-2006
Hacking the Soda Factory : 10-Aug-2006
Manservant and Armageddon : 19-Jul-2006
The Reconfiguring Lego Touchpad : 15-Jul-2006
Simple Math For Someone Who Can Understand It : 15-Jul-2006
The Indestructible Man : 6-Jul-2006
Ping Pong Ball Questions and Answers : 4-Jul-2006
The Interview Hero : 4-Jul-2006
French-Speaking Alter Egos : 25-Jun-2006
Interfering With Their Project : 4-Jun-2006
Ride The Mirror : 4-Jun-2006
Noogie? Nougat? Oh, You Like Girls... : 24-May-2006
I Am Not Michael Jackson : 1-May-2006
Bathroom Layer Depraved : 17-Apr-2006
It Happened In Dallas : 7-Apr-2006
Engaging the Universe in Your Art : 16-Feb-2006
The Dance of Life : 19-Jan-2006
Dream Cell Phone Calls to Dream Mexico : 4-Jan-2006
Throwing Keys Into a Volcano : 4-Jan-2006
Ashamed to Have Two Shoulders : 27-Dec-2005
Don't Take a Date to the Concert : 5-Dec-2005
Express Yourself With Rubber Bands and Pencils : 3-Dec-2005
That's Terrible : 7-Nov-2005
Dungeons and Dragons and Character Modeling : 7-Nov-2005
Selena Derella Destroys the U.N. : 12-Aug-2005
Demonic Parking Permits : 17-Jul-2005
The Low Stress Life of a Model : 16-Jul-2005
Setting Myself Aflame : 28-Jan-2005
Queen Eggs and Stanford : 28-Jan-2005
Wanna Play a Video Game? : 3-Jan-2005
Working In a Lab : 3-Jan-2005
Cartoons, Porn, and Envelopes : 31-Dec-2004
Paper Monsters : 27-Dec-2004
Parallel Universe URL Format : 27-Dec-2004
Eat What Food the Characters Eat : 6-Dec-2004
Virtual Cinnamon Toast Crunch : 6-Dec-2004
Don't Worry, It's Only a Ton : 6-Dec-2004
Show Me The Money : 6-Dec-2004
Shaky Elevators and Raining Pink Bugs : 25-Nov-2004
Are You Asleep or Awake : 25-Nov-2004
Sether : 19-Apr-2004
About : 1-Jan-1998
My First Lucid Dream (circa late '97 or very early '98) : 7-Nov-1997
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