In a bizarre dream, a young frat-type guy identified himself to me as "Manservant". He was wearing a shirt that said "USC".
(Note: He said "Manservant" like it were some kind of band name, and music played when he introduced himself.)
manservant: "Yeah, when I was tired of being Justin Timberlake I used one of your identities in Armageddon."me: (menacingly) "Well I'm onto you now."
(Note: Although manservant seems like an unlikely user name to use, someone named "Benjamin" has the Myspace page:

...though it looks quite inauthentic to me, as his friends are Puma shoes and Tom.)