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Vivi the Mayor Misses Me : 27-Oct-2015
Changing the D in Donnie Wahlberg : 28-Oct-2014
Pinnochio's Andy : 24-Aug-2014
My Middle Name... is 'Grandma' : 17-Jul-2014
Fake World Prison in a Mountain By George Lucas : 22-Jun-2014
Sean Penn and the Missing Watch : 1-Jun-2014
Darling for Vendetta : 6-Apr-2014
Trello in Borneo : 2-Feb-2014
Blue Warning : 17-Oct-2012
The Virus is on the Treasure Ship : 17-Oct-2012
David Hasselhoff's Military Fidelity Branch : 1-Oct-2012
Rihanna and My Boxer Shorts : 26-Jun-2012
LEGO Gaddafi Lets the Streets Run Mad : 28-May-2012
Low Budget Iron Man : 2-Jun-2010
Stealing Demo Cards : 29-Apr-2010
Running Reflection Syncs Against Trinity : 24-Apr-2010
Romanov at 1st SE and West Nutella : 11-Jan-2010
Order Two Items at Karlksa : 29-Dec-2009
The Ho Ban Fruit Company : 25-Dec-2009
Paging Dr. Shrub : 16-Dec-2009
Vitomin 1-8-9-19 : 16-Dec-2009
ip.com and the IP address : 8-Dec-2009
The B2 Sticker Hotel : 19-Oct-2009
Fluffy Clouds Portending Doom : 10-Oct-2009
April Ash3r's Newest Music Video : 27-Sep-2009
No Restaurant Exit : 4-Sep-2009
New York Times Cereal : 4-Sep-2009
AE and the Snub : 25-Aug-2009
Eat Your Yamli, it's Rich in Minerals... : 15-Aug-2009
How to avoid Love, the advice of "Wise Elders", and probably Roxy Music : 13-Aug-2009
1020, Jewel, and 0304 : 13-Aug-2009
God's PA System : 12-Aug-2009
Extension Machines: Kills Zombies Dead...er : 20-Jul-2009
Feeling Magical : 14-Jul-2009
Weapons of Mass Instruction : 13-Jul-2009
Society's Ocean : 9-Jul-2009
Field Your Tone : 29-Jun-2009
Feng Shui Kua : 28-Jun-2009
The Interdimensional Billionaire Faces Divergent Air Gravity : 25-May-2009
Snow Crashing : 20-Apr-2009
Lunar Stencils : 30-Mar-2009
The New Zealand Internet Package : 30-Mar-2009
Plastic Cowboy on a Swing : 3-Mar-2009
Voltron, George Jetson, and Tinkerbell : 26-Feb-2009
Lookin' for a man who can handle me too the Copyfight : 23-Feb-2009
Don't take ESP class : 16-Feb-2009
Most Of My Clients Try To Kill Me : 7-Feb-2009
MetaLiving : 28-Jan-2009
Speaking to the Slug : 28-Jan-2009
Avoid GeneX at All Costs : 19-Jan-2009
Banned Retail App for iPhone : 5-Jan-2009
Identity in the World of Strange Days : 27-Oct-2008
Just a Hot Woman : 27-Oct-2008
Edward Norton's Naked Follies : 26-Sep-2008
Arrows on the Ceiling, Arrows on the Floor : 22-Sep-2008
Tofu First Ordering : 18-Sep-2008
What? Haven't I heard of Fred Beans? : 3-Sep-2008
My Milkshake Brings all the Sims under Cars : 31-Aug-2008
Evil Knievel Times : 31-Aug-2008
Federal Investigators and Jamie Zawinksi : 20-Aug-2008
Gonna be a Long Night, Gonna Be All Right, on the Night Bridge : 7-Aug-2008
Granular Students in the Motherf'in Record Room : 23-Jul-2008
The Embassy Paperwork Scam : 20-Jul-2008
Role Playing on Mars : 15-Jun-2008
Color and Semiotics : 30-May-2008
The Infraluminal Link : 26-May-2008
Illegal to have an alternate history of the Lightbulb : 21-May-2008
We Can Stalk Them for You Wholesale : 12-May-2008
AppleTV's PhotoTransgenesis : 17-Apr-2008
View Masters and Dr. Pepper : 14-Jan-2008
Paradise, Paradise, Paradise, Paradise : 31-Oct-2007
Servo Replacement : 31-Oct-2007
Greek Gods and Printer Drivers : 9-Oct-2007
The New Root for Mozilla : 6-Oct-2007
Penguin Radio : 5-Oct-2007
Hope Springs Eternal : 23-Sep-2007
Ghost Comments : 17-Sep-2007
A Channeling Faux-Paus in Bed : 15-Sep-2007
The Quantum Leap of Stealing Traffic Cones : 12-Sep-2007
Prove you're Human, volume 1 : 10-Sep-2007
LS Nitrous : 27-Aug-2007
Apple Emulating PCjr : 10-Aug-2007
Mannequins and Incinerators : 8-Aug-2007
Get your fresh killbot right here! : 8-Aug-2007
Drinking Straw Blowing Competitions : 5-Aug-2007
Trapped by the Tazering Concierge : 5-Aug-2007
RERR: Route Error : 2-Aug-2007
Hell's Eternal Underwater Roller Coaster : 29-Jul-2007
Skype With Map Routing Warnings : 13-Jul-2007
Game? Compared to What? : 11-Jul-2007
Messages on the Pens : 17-Jun-2007
The Bad Preacher's Tale : 6-May-2007
The Future of Urban Design 2018 : 25-Apr-2007
A-Ha Just Made 10 Million Dollars : 22-Apr-2007
Hypnagogic Supersensor : 9-Apr-2007
Dark Earth Colony : 17-Mar-2007
The Trap of the Master Hacker : 11-Feb-2007
Digital Tide Engine : 11-Feb-2007
The Country Owned by Wine Glass Head : 27-Jan-2007
Smelly Grocery Stores in Another Dimension : 16-Jan-2007
Traffic Signals and Computational Slavery : 13-Jan-2007
The Key To My Mind : 2-Jan-2007
The Long View Undercover : 18-Dec-2006
The Influence of Pervasive Filtering on Message Delivery : 13-Dec-2006
Genital +1 and Pillows (0,0) : 16-Sep-2006
There Is No Chinese Truth : 16-Sep-2006
Planets rotating counter to the direction of gravity. : 9-Sep-2006
Advertisement Filtering : 2-Sep-2006
Slaves of the Belari : 20-Aug-2006
There is no Blackberry, only Z00l : 18-Aug-2006
NASA Cosmic Intelligence Division : 11-Aug-2006
Hacking the Soda Factory : 10-Aug-2006
Manservant and Armageddon : 19-Jul-2006
Phony Movies in Space : 2-Jul-2006
Ride The Mirror : 4-Jun-2006
Noogie? Nougat? Oh, You Like Girls... : 24-May-2006
Bathroom Layer Depraved : 17-Apr-2006
It Happened In Dallas : 7-Apr-2006
The MySpace Spell Checker : 28-Nov-2005
Don't Worry, It's Only a Ton : 6-Dec-2004
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