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Voldemort Listening to Taco : 29-Oct-2015
Vivi the Mayor Misses Me : 27-Oct-2015
Changing the D in Donnie Wahlberg : 28-Oct-2014
Pinnochio's Andy : 24-Aug-2014
My Middle Name... is 'Grandma' : 17-Jul-2014
Fake World Prison in a Mountain By George Lucas : 22-Jun-2014
Sean Penn and the Missing Watch : 1-Jun-2014
Darling for Vendetta : 6-Apr-2014
Trello in Borneo : 2-Feb-2014
Blue Warning : 17-Oct-2012
The Virus is on the Treasure Ship : 17-Oct-2012
David Hasselhoff's Military Fidelity Branch : 1-Oct-2012
Rihanna and My Boxer Shorts : 26-Jun-2012
LEGO Gaddafi Lets the Streets Run Mad : 28-May-2012
Low Budget Iron Man : 2-Jun-2010
Stealing Demo Cards : 29-Apr-2010
Running Reflection Syncs Against Trinity : 24-Apr-2010
Romanov at 1st SE and West Nutella : 11-Jan-2010
Order Two Items at Karlksa : 29-Dec-2009
The Ho Ban Fruit Company : 25-Dec-2009
Paging Dr. Shrub : 16-Dec-2009
Vitomin 1-8-9-19 : 16-Dec-2009
ip.com and the IP address : 8-Dec-2009
The B2 Sticker Hotel : 19-Oct-2009
Fluffy Clouds Portending Doom : 10-Oct-2009
April Ash3r's Newest Music Video : 27-Sep-2009
No Restaurant Exit : 4-Sep-2009
New York Times Cereal : 4-Sep-2009
AE and the Snub : 25-Aug-2009
Eat Your Yamli, it's Rich in Minerals... : 15-Aug-2009
How to avoid Love, the advice of "Wise Elders", and probably Roxy Music : 13-Aug-2009
1020, Jewel, and 0304 : 13-Aug-2009
God's PA System : 12-Aug-2009
Extension Machines: Kills Zombies Dead...er : 20-Jul-2009
Feeling Magical : 14-Jul-2009
Weapons of Mass Instruction : 13-Jul-2009
Society's Ocean : 9-Jul-2009
Field Your Tone : 29-Jun-2009
Feng Shui Kua : 28-Jun-2009
The Interdimensional Billionaire Faces Divergent Air Gravity : 25-May-2009
Snow Crashing : 20-Apr-2009
Lunar Stencils : 30-Mar-2009
The New Zealand Internet Package : 30-Mar-2009
Plastic Cowboy on a Swing : 3-Mar-2009
Voltron, George Jetson, and Tinkerbell : 26-Feb-2009
Lookin' for a man who can handle me too the Copyfight : 23-Feb-2009
Don't take ESP class : 16-Feb-2009
Most Of My Clients Try To Kill Me : 7-Feb-2009
MetaLiving : 28-Jan-2009
Speaking to the Slug : 28-Jan-2009
Avoid GeneX at All Costs : 19-Jan-2009
Banned Retail App for iPhone : 5-Jan-2009
Identity in the World of Strange Days : 27-Oct-2008
Just a Hot Woman : 27-Oct-2008
Edward Norton's Naked Follies : 26-Sep-2008
Arrows on the Ceiling, Arrows on the Floor : 22-Sep-2008
Tofu First Ordering : 18-Sep-2008
What? Haven't I heard of Fred Beans? : 3-Sep-2008
My Milkshake Brings all the Sims under Cars : 31-Aug-2008
Evil Knievel Times : 31-Aug-2008
Federal Investigators and Jamie Zawinksi : 20-Aug-2008
Gonna be a Long Night, Gonna Be All Right, on the Night Bridge : 7-Aug-2008
Granular Students in the Motherf'in Record Room : 23-Jul-2008
The Embassy Paperwork Scam : 20-Jul-2008
Role Playing on Mars : 15-Jun-2008
Color and Semiotics : 30-May-2008
The Infraluminal Link : 26-May-2008
Illegal to have an alternate history of the Lightbulb : 21-May-2008
We Can Stalk Them for You Wholesale : 12-May-2008
AppleTV's PhotoTransgenesis : 17-Apr-2008
View Masters and Dr. Pepper : 14-Jan-2008
Paradise, Paradise, Paradise, Paradise : 31-Oct-2007
Servo Replacement : 31-Oct-2007
3COM IS ORIGINAL DCOM MATRIX : 14-Oct-2007
Greek Gods and Printer Drivers : 9-Oct-2007
The New Root for Mozilla : 6-Oct-2007
Penguin Radio : 5-Oct-2007
Hope Springs Eternal : 23-Sep-2007
Ghost Comments : 17-Sep-2007
A Channeling Faux-Paus in Bed : 15-Sep-2007
The Quantum Leap of Stealing Traffic Cones : 12-Sep-2007
Prove you're Human, volume 1 : 10-Sep-2007
LS Nitrous : 27-Aug-2007
Apple Emulating PCjr : 10-Aug-2007
Mannequins and Incinerators : 8-Aug-2007
Get your fresh killbot right here! : 8-Aug-2007
Drinking Straw Blowing Competitions : 5-Aug-2007
Trapped by the Tazering Concierge : 5-Aug-2007
RERR: Route Error : 2-Aug-2007
Hell's Eternal Underwater Roller Coaster : 29-Jul-2007
Skype With Map Routing Warnings : 13-Jul-2007
Game? Compared to What? : 11-Jul-2007
Messages on the Pens : 17-Jun-2007
The Bad Preacher's Tale : 6-May-2007
The Future of Urban Design 2018 : 25-Apr-2007
A-Ha Just Made 10 Million Dollars : 22-Apr-2007
Hypnagogic Supersensor : 9-Apr-2007
Dark Earth Colony : 17-Mar-2007
The Trap of the Master Hacker : 11-Feb-2007
Digital Tide Engine : 11-Feb-2007
The Country Owned by Wine Glass Head : 27-Jan-2007
Smelly Grocery Stores in Another Dimension : 16-Jan-2007
Traffic Signals and Computational Slavery : 13-Jan-2007
The Key To My Mind : 2-Jan-2007
The Long View Undercover : 18-Dec-2006
The Influence of Pervasive Filtering on Message Delivery : 13-Dec-2006
Genital +1 and Pillows (0,0) : 16-Sep-2006
There Is No Chinese Truth : 16-Sep-2006
Planets rotating counter to the direction of gravity. : 9-Sep-2006
Advertisement Filtering : 2-Sep-2006
Slaves of the Belari : 20-Aug-2006
There is no Blackberry, only Z00l : 18-Aug-2006
NASA Cosmic Intelligence Division : 11-Aug-2006
Hacking the Soda Factory : 10-Aug-2006
Manservant and Armageddon : 19-Jul-2006
Phony Movies in Space : 2-Jul-2006
Ride The Mirror : 4-Jun-2006
Noogie? Nougat? Oh, You Like Girls... : 24-May-2006
Bathroom Layer Depraved : 17-Apr-2006
It Happened In Dallas : 7-Apr-2006
The MySpace Spell Checker : 28-Nov-2005
Don't Worry, It's Only a Ton : 6-Dec-2004
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The accounts written here are as true as I can manage. While the words are my own, they are not independent creative works of fiction —in any intentional way. Thus I do not consider the material to be protected by anything, other than that you'd have to be crazy to want to try and use it for genuine purposes (much less disingenuous ones!) But who's to say?