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Dropping Napalm on the Rug, Now : 2-Aug-2015
All Bridge Players Are Now Human Players : 14-Jul-2015
Personal Notes of Allison Coyer, 1800-1868 : 21-Mar-2015
Zoidberg, Lindbergh, Mossberg : 24-Feb-2015
The Zillion Million Agreement : 16-Feb-2015
Toto For A Tooth : 15-Nov-2014
The Ditz at Grok Net : 10-Oct-2014
My Middle Name... is 'Grandma' : 17-Jul-2014
Sean Penn and the Missing Watch : 1-Jun-2014
Darling for Vendetta : 6-Apr-2014
The Skeleton Man : 25-Feb-2014
Trello in Borneo : 2-Feb-2014
Dave's Memory-Erasing Mafia : 7-Dec-2013
The Road Disease : 30-Oct-2013
Angela On LinkedIn : 17-Oct-2012
The Virus is on the Treasure Ship : 17-Oct-2012
Stopping Jim Elegrade's Breakfast : 5-Jun-2012
Ocept and Caterpillars : 28-May-2012
The Inventor of Non Serviam : 29-Jun-2011
Stealing Demo Cards : 29-Apr-2010
Hope Failure : 3-Apr-2010
The Ho Ban Fruit Company : 25-Dec-2009
ip.com and the IP address : 8-Dec-2009
In Dream Russia, TV Watches You : 22-Oct-2009
Alpha and Zed : 16-Sep-2009
Axis of Evil : 5-Sep-2009
Nobody in the Future Is Wonderful : 25-Aug-2009
Field Your Tone : 29-Jun-2009
Kojo on YouTube : 20-Apr-2009
Adds Easily : 8-Mar-2009
Naughty Shower Party: The Game : 12-Jan-2009
inquiry.evil.inquiry : 8-Jan-2009
Frozen Garbage : 22-Dec-2008
One Thousand Desaults : 5-Dec-2008
No Human Error in the System : 5-Dec-2008
Just a Hot Woman : 27-Oct-2008
The Republic of Coleco : 27-Oct-2008
It's Not An Elevator Bug, It's An Elevator Feature : 26-Oct-2008
And You Thought Ike Turner Was Bad... : 25-Oct-2008
Hellsville : 16-Oct-2008
Tofu First Ordering : 18-Sep-2008
All she Knows is you Spent a Billion Dollars on Fireworks : 6-Sep-2008
My Milkshake Brings all the Sims under Cars : 31-Aug-2008
Blocked by The Light : 12-Aug-2008
Kiosks at Cat Claw Construction : 4-Jul-2008
I Still Have Human DNA : 3-Jun-2008
300 (ooo) and Spinach : 31-May-2008
Dioxin and the Zombie Conga Line : 22-May-2008
The "Beavis and God Save the World" Show : 21-May-2008
The Buzzing Club Test : 15-Feb-2008
View Masters and Dr. Pepper : 14-Jan-2008
David Bowie's Apartment : 18-Dec-2007
Wordplay Inc. : 18-Dec-2007
The Incompetent Destroyer : 14-Dec-2007
The Map to Aramania : 7-Dec-2007
Servo Replacement : 31-Oct-2007
Smoked by the Second Variety : 29-Oct-2007
3COM IS ORIGINAL DCOM MATRIX : 14-Oct-2007
Throwing People Over Cliffs : 12-Oct-2007
Foegl, FLpod, and The Clown : 5-Oct-2007
The Body Part Search Engine : 15-Sep-2007
Gaming Bills and the Cadavers : 15-Sep-2007
The Quantum Leap of Stealing Traffic Cones : 12-Sep-2007
Prove you're Human, volume 1 : 10-Sep-2007
Battles in an Outdoor Mall : 28-Aug-2007
Budding Mouth Disease : 10-Aug-2007
Mannequins and Incinerators : 8-Aug-2007
Get your fresh killbot right here! : 8-Aug-2007
Trapped by the Tazering Concierge : 5-Aug-2007
Hell's Eternal Underwater Roller Coaster : 29-Jul-2007
Two Tanks : 29-Jul-2007
The Bad Preacher's Tale : 6-May-2007
The Saladian Days : 25-Apr-2007
Cumina Cumir Formis : 12-Feb-2007
Smelly Grocery Stores in Another Dimension : 16-Jan-2007
The Long View Undercover : 18-Dec-2006
Spitting Children : 25-Oct-2006
Meta Cameras and Meta Conclusions : 26-Sep-2006
Fork in Your Neck : 26-Sep-2006
The Halloween Party : 17-Sep-2006
Liarsville : 17-Sep-2006
There Is No Chinese Truth : 16-Sep-2006
Leonard Cohen, John Grisham, or me? : 9-Sep-2006
Traffic Cones Say God Is Dead : 30-Aug-2006
Slaves of the Belari : 20-Aug-2006
Manservant and Armageddon : 19-Jul-2006
Phony Movies in Space : 2-Jul-2006
Cuckolding and Cod-Steppers : 26-Nov-2005
Demonic Parking Permits : 17-Jul-2005
Don't Worry, It's Only a Ton : 6-Dec-2004
Shaky Elevators and Raining Pink Bugs : 25-Nov-2004
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