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CRX dot EXE : 10-Mar-2019
Currant and Lemon Candy : 2-Oct-2018
Yacht X Lot Simulation : 9-Jun-2018
The Oster Aliens Changed Everything : 3-Jun-2018
Heather O Tattoo : 15-Mar-2018
Still Using Pthread Terminators : 11-Mar-2018
Marina, He's Not The One : 8-Mar-2018
Jobs On Moon Bases : 6-Mar-2018
Not Just A Phone : 28-Feb-2018
And You Did It 'Til the Ennnnnnnd! : 26-Feb-2018
Clonero Nanotech Printers : 8-Jan-2018
Tying Knots The Right Way : 29-Nov-2017
The Trendsetter : 15-Oct-2017
The Future of the New York Times : 8-Jul-2017
WAEV Gravity : 17-May-2017
Buying An Executable Coffee : 12-May-2017
Things I Promise Never To Invent : 17-Feb-2017
The Abandoned Medical Machine : 23-May-2016
Annex 25 : 10-May-2016
Only Bedrock : 8-Jul-2015
Rivelcasting and Snap-Frame Attacks : 6-Jul-2015
It's Light, it's Nothing and Everything : 18-Jun-2015
Chocolate Font and the 50-Headed Q-Tip : 8-Apr-2015
Win-Win Situation : 24-Feb-2015
Dirty Minds : 2-Dec-2014
Taylor Swift's Red Dress : 4-Nov-2014
Tom the Tomcat by Microsoft : 1-Nov-2014
Multplayer Laser Robot Game : 16-Oct-2014
Acquired By Honda : 12-Sep-2014
The Candycoat Company : 9-Sep-2014
Ben: The Cat Who Couldn't Dance : 7-Sep-2014
The Girl in the V of a Pipe : 24-Aug-2014
Hotmail International Distrubuted Mail Archive : 17-Aug-2014
It isn't You, it isn't Me, it isn't Fee. : 13-Aug-2014
Show Me an Ocean : 5-Aug-2014
Measuring Computation in Kurts : 16-Jun-2014
Chip on My Shoulder : 2-Jun-2014
Breaking the 011 Law : 29-May-2014
Go Save Your Chrome : 25-May-2014
Touching the TV Camera : 2-May-2014
Deeper, deeper, deeper... : 17-Apr-2014
Born as a Dragon Day : 8-Apr-2014
Going Through my Dream Wallet : 22-Mar-2014
Disclaimers About the Spirit of Love : 9-Mar-2014
Reboldog Dot Com : 26-Feb-2014
Trello in Borneo : 2-Feb-2014
Coursonaggoni : 8-Jan-2014
Hypnotic Polytransformational Holography : 27-Dec-2013
Two to Five Weeks Left : 13-Dec-2013
World Leader in Lying to SkyNet : 9-Dec-2013
Dave's Memory-Erasing Mafia : 7-Dec-2013
Drainless Showers with Magnetic Water : 30-Oct-2013
The Road Disease : 30-Oct-2013
A Protective Ring for the Food Lion channel : 14-Sep-2013
He's Not That Kind : 4-Jul-2013
Spicy Ketchup and Pus : 12-Jan-2013
Blue Warning : 17-Oct-2012
20th Century Physics : 17-Oct-2012
The Virus is on the Treasure Ship : 17-Oct-2012
Bruce Schneier's Facebook Page : 1-Aug-2012
Government Reality Simulation Investigations : 1-Aug-2012
Rihanna and My Boxer Shorts : 26-Jun-2012
Technology 4gorillas : 27-Apr-2012
The Fractal Cube Press Conference : 20-Mar-2012
The Deprecation of Glade 9 : 6-Feb-2012
Going to See Myself : 10-Jan-2012
Now You Really *ARE* Going Crazy : 27-Oct-2010
You Can Live in the Past, or You Can Live in the Future... : 30-Aug-2010
Stealing Demo Cards : 29-Apr-2010
Screening Questions for The Terminator : 24-Apr-2010
Hope Failure : 3-Apr-2010
CADIE's Personal Ad : 30-Mar-2010
Functional Dimension Transformations: Practice Course : 12-Mar-2010
Order Two Items at Karlksa : 29-Dec-2009
TATU Mountain Climbing : 28-Dec-2009
Home, Shelf, or Drug? : 16-Dec-2009
Camry Accident Investigation Facility : 16-Dec-2009
Vitomin 1-8-9-19 : 16-Dec-2009
ip.com and the IP address : 8-Dec-2009
Planet Mull : 7-Dec-2009
Jesus Gave Me My Own TV Station : 19-Oct-2009
Jewel's Deep Trace : 13-Oct-2009
Holos Paper : 3-Oct-2009
April Ash3r's Newest Music Video : 27-Sep-2009
The Sprite War : 22-Sep-2009
Not as Brilliant when it's Dry : 22-Sep-2009
The Attractive Italian Man who Makes Connections : 16-Sep-2009
Natural Magnetic Drains : 11-Sep-2009
Taligent UI is Dead. : 2-Sep-2009
"Contact" Movie Excerpt : 1-Sep-2009
Nobody in the Future Is Wonderful : 25-Aug-2009
A Total Mind-Core : 12-Aug-2009
God's PA System : 12-Aug-2009
Extension Machines: Kills Zombies Dead...er : 20-Jul-2009
Society's Ocean : 9-Jul-2009
COTE and HOOD : 3-Jul-2009
404 Incorporated : 30-Jun-2009
Field Your Tone : 29-Jun-2009
Cube, Sphere, Pyramid : 19-Jun-2009
Like lemon (or something) : 17-Jun-2009
The Dinosaur Proposition : 12-Jun-2009
Multiplicative Inverse of The Beast : 8-Jun-2009
The Interdimensional Billionaire Faces Divergent Air Gravity : 25-May-2009
Mr. Tazer Surgery : 17-May-2009
The Firefox-Shaped Folded Dimension Inside Earth : 28-Apr-2009
Time Travel, The Internet, and Jesus : 28-Apr-2009
Full Moore Control : 28-Apr-2009
God's IT department : 20-Apr-2009
Holes in the Python Code : 20-Apr-2009
Neurally-Activated Music and Cold French Fries : 1-Apr-2009
Vines Growing on a Gazebo : 1-Apr-2009
Off to See Steve Wizard : 31-Mar-2009
The New Zealand Internet Package : 30-Mar-2009
The Mormon Internet Package : 30-Mar-2009
On the Verge of Superman Pornography : 3-Mar-2009
Plastic Cowboy on a Swing : 3-Mar-2009
Lookin' for a man who can handle me too the Copyfight : 23-Feb-2009
Made in a factory at Maxis : 19-Feb-2009
The Haunted Sanctuary : 5-Feb-2009
MetaLiving : 28-Jan-2009
REXEL Sliding Blocks : 28-Jan-2009
Avoid GeneX at All Costs : 19-Jan-2009
I AIM, therefore IAM ! : 14-Jan-2009
Naughty Shower Party: The Game : 12-Jan-2009
inquiry.evil.inquiry : 8-Jan-2009
Sean Penn and The Fred Folder : 5-Jan-2009
Drunk at Brown with Susan Cornfeld : 22-Dec-2008
Subverse : 22-Dec-2008
You Should Have Your Memory Back : 5-Dec-2008
No Human Error in the System : 5-Dec-2008
The Rickling Error : 1-Dec-2008
Upgrading Your Xcopy : 26-Nov-2008
Musical Compass : 5-Nov-2008
Becoming one With Mickey Mouse : 30-Oct-2008
The Republic of Coleco : 27-Oct-2008
And You Thought Ike Turner Was Bad... : 25-Oct-2008
Tissue Immaterialism : 25-Oct-2008
The Body Guard : 20-Oct-2008
Hellsville : 16-Oct-2008
The Sun Burning Out Earlier Than Expected : 15-Oct-2008
Welcome To An All New Dimension : 15-Oct-2008
You Just Won A Dead Pixel! : 15-Oct-2008
Kind of Tragic When You Think About It : 14-Oct-2008
Trigrams 'n' Tags : 14-Oct-2008
Meter maid sex : 10-Oct-2008
The Company : 7-Oct-2008
Edward Norton's Naked Follies : 26-Sep-2008
Human Hedgehogs : 25-Sep-2008
Tofu First Ordering : 18-Sep-2008
Where I Go To When I Am Called : 16-Sep-2008
A Ladies' Introduction To Corey Hart : 14-Sep-2008
Testing for Bots in the Bedroom : 12-Sep-2008
Don't Worry Pluto, I'm Not a Planet Either : 31-Aug-2008
Hax0red by the Crimson Circle : 23-Aug-2008
Federal Investigators and Jamie Zawinksi : 20-Aug-2008
Pilfering Soccer Balls : 13-Aug-2008
Blocked by The Light : 12-Aug-2008
Address Block 105 : 8-Aug-2008
Evolution: Embrace your chance : 8-Jul-2008
Role Playing on Mars : 15-Jun-2008
Kanye's Golden Collapsible Cane : 6-Jun-2008
Superman's Motorcycle Car : 2-Jun-2008
300 (ooo) and Spinach : 31-May-2008
The Infraluminal Link : 26-May-2008
M.A.G.I.C. and Scholarships : 23-Apr-2008
AppleTV's PhotoTransgenesis : 17-Apr-2008
15% and the Frito Balloon : 10-Apr-2008
Context and the New Alliance of Souls : 6-Apr-2008
Stuck in a closet with Angela Lansbury : 22-Mar-2008
Graphite Drinks from the Loaders : 15-Mar-2008
Channeling the Sunshine : 3-Mar-2008
Listen to X and everything will be fine... : 17-Feb-2008
Steam Viruses : 29-Jan-2008
View Masters and Dr. Pepper : 14-Jan-2008
Signal Central (signalcentral.com) : 19-Dec-2007
The Honda/Toyota Matrix, take II : 18-Dec-2007
Personal Ads and Translated URLs : 12-Dec-2007
The Facet Logic of Linear Time : 24-Nov-2007
Servo Replacement : 31-Oct-2007
Verified for Life : 31-Oct-2007
Playable Alcohol in Third Reality : 25-Oct-2007
The Sender's Own Time : 24-Oct-2007
Photodiocenes : 21-Oct-2007
Greek Gods and Printer Drivers : 9-Oct-2007
Foegl, FLpod, and The Clown : 5-Oct-2007
Penguin Radio : 5-Oct-2007
The Ionic Multiplier : 1-Oct-2007
Simple Relativity : 26-Sep-2007
The Warrior Checks Google Calendar : 23-Sep-2007
Ghost Comments : 17-Sep-2007
Weird Al and the Zoo : 17-Sep-2007
The Body Part Search Engine : 15-Sep-2007
Delmont's White Cherries : 15-Sep-2007
Prove you're Human, volume 1 : 10-Sep-2007
LS Nitrous : 27-Aug-2007
Got a Zsentry in the Basement : 21-Aug-2007
The Cat, not the Cat Study : 16-Aug-2007
Apple Emulating PCjr : 10-Aug-2007
Channel Satellite Radio : 10-Aug-2007
Refunding the Lego Brain : 7-Aug-2007
The CITI Terminal : 5-Aug-2007
RERR: Route Error : 2-Aug-2007
Skype With Map Routing Warnings : 13-Jul-2007
Extended Visit to the Ether : 13-Jul-2007
Zero-Pole Magnets : 12-Jul-2007
Addressivism : 6-Jul-2007
Reagan King : 1-Jul-2007
Millions of Virtual Shards : 22-Jun-2007
There are no 'machines'. There are only men. : 6-Jun-2007
Oxy 40 Skateboard Matrix : 6-Jun-2007
After all this waiting, it's finally happening to me... : 13-May-2007
SkypeUniverse : 13-May-2007
The Witch Box Head Speaker : 24-Apr-2007
Tensors and Phantoms : 15-Mar-2007
Overwhelmingly Empathetic to Your Problem : 8-Mar-2007
The Buried Brain Grid : 12-Feb-2007
The Trap of the Master Hacker : 11-Feb-2007
Digital Tide Engine : 11-Feb-2007
Aramanaia : 7-Feb-2007
Don't Need The Drugs : 27-Jan-2007
Calibration Through a Drawing Exercise : 20-Jan-2007
The Long View Undercover : 18-Dec-2006
Something Better than Cell Phones : 18-Dec-2006
The Influence of Pervasive Filtering on Message Delivery : 13-Dec-2006
Furin's Fogscreen : 11-Dec-2006
Even in the Perfect Matrix Future, there's Bad Typography : 2-Dec-2006
Virtual Reality Again, In Amazing HD : 28-Oct-2006
Meta Cameras and Meta Conclusions : 26-Sep-2006
Genital +1 and Pillows (0,0) : 16-Sep-2006
There Is No Chinese Truth : 16-Sep-2006
Dancing with the Architect : 6-Sep-2006
Music Videos Featuring Color Cube Puzzles : 4-Sep-2006
Advertisement Filtering : 2-Sep-2006
Property in Rainier : 28-Aug-2006
Slaves of the Belari : 20-Aug-2006
Over The Box : 20-Aug-2006
Sun and Oracle and Aliens : 10-Aug-2006
Hacking the Soda Factory : 10-Aug-2006
The Reconfiguring Lego Touchpad : 15-Jul-2006
Simple Math For Someone Who Can Understand It : 15-Jul-2006
Ping Pong Ball Questions and Answers : 4-Jul-2006
The Interview Hero : 4-Jul-2006
Phony Movies in Space : 2-Jul-2006
Ride The Mirror : 4-Jun-2006
BirdBird Isn't the Word : 14-May-2006
Throwing Keys Into a Volcano : 4-Jan-2006
The MySpace Spell Checker : 28-Nov-2005
Selena Derella Destroys the U.N. : 12-Aug-2005
The Low Stress Life of a Model : 16-Jul-2005
Wanna Play a Video Game? : 3-Jan-2005
Working In a Lab : 3-Jan-2005
Parallel Universe URL Format : 27-Dec-2004
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The accounts written here are as true as I can manage. While the words are my own, they are not independent creative works of fiction —in any intentional way. Thus I do not consider the material to be protected by anything, other than that you'd have to be crazy to want to try and use it for genuine purposes (much less disingenuous ones!) But who's to say?