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Honeybee Carry Chicken Drunk : 20-Oct-2018
Jesus Can Manage the Volume : 18-Oct-2018
Haphazard Double Fabric Giraffe Attack : 13-Oct-2018
The XY Graph of Math and Sex : 19-Jun-2018
And You Did It 'Til the Ennnnnnnd! : 26-Feb-2018
Polar Bear and Jay : 25-Jun-2017
Buying An Executable Coffee : 12-May-2017
The Matchbox Car Orgy Lesson : 25-Apr-2017
Thinking Africamattically : 24-Jan-2017
Like Hacking Mr. Ed : 14-Nov-2015
Weird Al's Black Bowl + Snopes Bar : 1-Jan-2015
The Injection of Foo : 2-Dec-2014
Man Bites Efta Dog : 13-Nov-2014
The Ditz at Grok Net : 10-Oct-2014
Small Chopsticks for Your Rice : 7-Sep-2014
Dragons Sorting Severed Heads By Color : 18-Aug-2014
Measuring Computation in Kurts : 16-Jun-2014
Go Save Your Chrome : 25-May-2014
Raisin Bread Veggie Yogurt Sandwich : 9-Mar-2014
LEGO Gaddafi Lets the Streets Run Mad : 28-May-2012
Jeeew-L and the Michael Bolton Shirt : 28-Apr-2012
Advice to Sell Disneyland : 20-Mar-2012
Order Two Items at Karlksa : 29-Dec-2009
Amnesia on Obama's Game Show : 4-Oct-2009
Not as Brilliant when it's Dry : 22-Sep-2009
How to avoid Love, the advice of "Wise Elders", and probably Roxy Music : 13-Aug-2009
The Molten Lead of the LEGO Spirit : 13-Jul-2009
Double-O Zero : 9-Jul-2009
The Liquidator : 25-Jun-2009
God's IT department : 20-Apr-2009
The Hillary Clinton Show : 6-Feb-2009
I AIM, therefore IAM ! : 14-Jan-2009
Chef Cooks Omelet from Recipe that came to him in a Dream : 6-Aug-2008
Koans : 27-Apr-2008
Rick-rolled in the Astral Plane : 23-Apr-2008
Stuck in a closet with Angela Lansbury : 22-Mar-2008
"Psychonauts" (a slight deviation from this journal's usual fare) : 18-Feb-2008
David Bowie's Apartment : 18-Dec-2007
Forget the Science, Send the Aliens this Song I Wrote! : 21-Oct-2007
Mickey Mouse and Mickey D's are Not The Same : 15-Sep-2007
Millions of Virtual Shards : 22-Jun-2007
The White Mayor of Wal-Mart : 11-Feb-2007
Fork in Your Neck : 26-Sep-2006
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