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Win-Win Situation : 24-Feb-2015
The Injection of Foo : 2-Dec-2014
Taylor Swift's Red Dress : 4-Nov-2014
Tom the Tomcat by Microsoft : 1-Nov-2014
The Ditz at Grok Net : 10-Oct-2014
Frank's : 24-Sep-2014
Ben: The Cat Who Couldn't Dance : 7-Sep-2014
Pinnochio's Andy : 24-Aug-2014
It isn't You, it isn't Me, it isn't Fee. : 13-Aug-2014
Alpha Female Key Manager : 17-Jul-2014
My Middle Name... is 'Grandma' : 17-Jul-2014
The Musical Spreadsheet Hack : 2-May-2014
Deeper, deeper, deeper... : 17-Apr-2014
Twilight Without Shadows : 12-Apr-2014
Raisin Bread Veggie Yogurt Sandwich : 9-Mar-2014
Trello in Borneo : 2-Feb-2014
Putting an End to Evolution : 2-Feb-2014
Jesus Won't Move the City : 29-Dec-2013
Hypnotic Polytransformational Holography : 27-Dec-2013
Adam and Eve were Gresque : 8-Dec-2013
A Protective Ring for the Food Lion channel : 14-Sep-2013
The X, Y, Z, and Nudity Axes : 14-Sep-2013
Too Young to Leave the Crib : 14-Sep-2013
He's Not That Kind : 4-Jul-2013
The Games of 3 Replaced the Music of 2 : 12-Jan-2013
Spicy Ketchup and Pus : 12-Jan-2013
The Virus is on the Treasure Ship : 17-Oct-2012
David Hasselhoff's Military Fidelity Branch : 1-Oct-2012
Government Reality Simulation Investigations : 1-Aug-2012
Aynkh's Chat Room : 3-Jun-2012
LEGO Gaddafi Lets the Streets Run Mad : 28-May-2012
Pin a Memo With a Magnet : 27-May-2012
The Fractal Cube Press Conference : 20-Mar-2012
Brother is from Succor : 10-Jan-2012
The Inventor of Non Serviam : 29-Jun-2011
'Cause God Forbid Them : 22-Dec-2010
Pure Format Math : 13-Dec-2010
The Aging Powers : 13-Dec-2010
Now You Really *ARE* Going Crazy : 27-Oct-2010
Pocky vs Mac : 30-Aug-2010
Low Budget Iron Man : 2-Jun-2010
Screening Questions for The Terminator : 24-Apr-2010
My Personal Hypta : 2-Apr-2010
Cafe 911 : 2-Feb-2010
In Dream Russia, TV Watches You : 22-Oct-2009
Three Stooges Wiggle Defense : 10-Oct-2009
Axis of Evil : 5-Sep-2009
No Restaurant Exit : 4-Sep-2009
Marcus Marco Marcami : 22-Aug-2009
Eat Your Yamli, it's Rich in Minerals... : 15-Aug-2009
Lawyers, Dracula and the Thermostat : 12-Aug-2009
COTE and HOOD : 3-Jul-2009
404 Incorporated : 30-Jun-2009
Field Your Tone : 29-Jun-2009
The Folding Chair Fencing Club : 28-Jun-2009
The Purple Rhino Trump Card : 22-Jun-2009
Like lemon (or something) : 17-Jun-2009
Mr. Tazer Surgery : 17-May-2009
Time Travel, The Internet, and Jesus : 28-Apr-2009
God's IT department : 20-Apr-2009
Holes in the Python Code : 20-Apr-2009
Vines Growing on a Gazebo : 1-Apr-2009
Off to See Steve Wizard : 31-Mar-2009
Lunar Stencils : 30-Mar-2009
Plastic Cowboy on a Swing : 3-Mar-2009
Judgment in This Particular Scrimmage : 21-Feb-2009
What Ingredients Make the Best Sandwich? : 5-Jan-2009
Successful Pinching Defense : 22-Dec-2008
You Should Have Your Memory Back : 5-Dec-2008
The Ambiguity is the Point of the Sketch : 1-Dec-2008
It's Not An Elevator Bug, It's An Elevator Feature : 26-Oct-2008
The Sun Burning Out Earlier Than Expected : 15-Oct-2008
Human Hedgehogs : 25-Sep-2008
Where I Go To When I Am Called : 16-Sep-2008
Danielle The Medium : 3-Sep-2008
Twelve Lives to Live : 31-Aug-2008
Hax0red by the Crimson Circle : 23-Aug-2008
Nuts and Bolts and Checkers : 18-Aug-2008
Granular Students in the Motherf'in Record Room : 23-Jul-2008
Bambos and Bambots : 8-Jul-2008
Role Playing on Mars : 15-Jun-2008
The Easiest to Remember Name : 15-Jun-2008
Blowdarts at the Pool : 11-Jun-2008
Congratulations, Babies! : 3-Jun-2008
300 (ooo) and Spinach : 31-May-2008
A Bad Case of Credit Card Tongue : 27-May-2008
We Can Stalk Them for You Wholesale : 12-May-2008
Physillusional : 17-Apr-2008
Kevin Koostner : 15-Mar-2008
The Self-Multiplying Business Cards of Azir : 25-Feb-2008
The Motions of Writing : 29-Jan-2008
View Masters and Dr. Pepper : 14-Jan-2008
Wordplay Inc. : 18-Dec-2007
The Facet Logic of Linear Time : 24-Nov-2007
Servo Replacement : 31-Oct-2007
Eight-Year Olds on the Titanic : 29-Oct-2007
Throwing People Over Cliffs : 12-Oct-2007
The Quantum Leap of Stealing Traffic Cones : 12-Sep-2007
Battles in an Outdoor Mall : 28-Aug-2007
Zero-Pole Magnets : 12-Jul-2007
Game? Compared to What? : 11-Jul-2007
Devotion where you need it. : 29-Jun-2007
There are no 'machines'. There are only men. : 6-Jun-2007
The Bad Preacher's Tale : 6-May-2007
The Witch Box Head Speaker : 24-Apr-2007
Not a Thirst-Quenching Experience : 27-Jan-2007
Smelly Grocery Stores in Another Dimension : 16-Jan-2007
The Key To My Mind : 2-Jan-2007
There Is No Chinese Truth : 16-Sep-2006
Dancing with the Architect : 6-Sep-2006
My Claymation Audiopad Lesson : 21-Aug-2006
Bathroom Layer Depraved : 17-Apr-2006
It Happened In Dallas : 7-Apr-2006
Express Yourself With Rubber Bands and Pencils : 3-Dec-2005
Demonic Parking Permits : 17-Jul-2005
Setting Myself Aflame : 28-Jan-2005
Queen Eggs and Stanford : 28-Jan-2005
Cartoons, Porn, and Envelopes : 31-Dec-2004
Don't Worry, It's Only a Ton : 6-Dec-2004
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