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Win-Win Situation : 24-Feb-2015
The Zillion Million Agreement : 16-Feb-2015
The Injection of Foo : 2-Dec-2014
Dirty Minds : 2-Dec-2014
Tuna, Salmon, Sushi, and Dumbarbie : 30-Oct-2014
Incompatible Jaw Versions : 11-Oct-2014
Acquired By Honda : 12-Sep-2014
The Candycoat Company : 9-Sep-2014
Small Chopsticks for Your Rice : 7-Sep-2014
The Girl in the V of a Pipe : 24-Aug-2014
Pinnochio's Andy : 24-Aug-2014
Show Me an Ocean : 5-Aug-2014
The Musical Spreadsheet Hack : 2-May-2014
Deeper, deeper, deeper... : 17-Apr-2014
Twilight Without Shadows : 12-Apr-2014
Disclaimers About the Spirit of Love : 9-Mar-2014
Raisin Bread Veggie Yogurt Sandwich : 9-Mar-2014
Coursonaggoni : 8-Jan-2014
Hypnotic Polytransformational Holography : 27-Dec-2013
The Road Disease : 30-Oct-2013
Too Young to Leave the Crib : 14-Sep-2013
The Games of 3 Replaced the Music of 2 : 12-Jan-2013
Spicy Ketchup and Pus : 12-Jan-2013
The Virus is on the Treasure Ship : 17-Oct-2012
David Hasselhoff's Military Fidelity Branch : 1-Oct-2012
Missing the Old Me : 18-Sep-2012
Aynkh's Chat Room : 3-Jun-2012
LEGO Gaddafi Lets the Streets Run Mad : 28-May-2012
Pin a Memo With a Magnet : 27-May-2012
Jeeew-L and the Michael Bolton Shirt : 28-Apr-2012
Technology 4gorillas : 27-Apr-2012
The Fractal Cube Press Conference : 20-Mar-2012
The Deprecation of Glade 9 : 6-Feb-2012
Going to See Myself : 10-Jan-2012
Brother is from Succor : 10-Jan-2012
'Cause God Forbid Them : 22-Dec-2010
Pure Format Math : 13-Dec-2010
Now You Really *ARE* Going Crazy : 27-Oct-2010
Low Budget Iron Man : 2-Jun-2010
Floating Lips in the Mirror : 25-Apr-2010
Screening Questions for The Terminator : 24-Apr-2010
Cafe 911 : 2-Feb-2010
Romanov at 1st SE and West Nutella : 11-Jan-2010
The Grimeley Meal : 29-Dec-2009
IT'S OVER ONE POINT TWO THOUSAND! : 29-Dec-2009
The Ho Ban Fruit Company : 25-Dec-2009
Camry Accident Investigation Facility : 16-Dec-2009
The Human Anatomy Game : 2-Dec-2009
Three Stooges Wiggle Defense : 10-Oct-2009
Holos Paper : 3-Oct-2009
Alpha and Zed : 16-Sep-2009
New York Times Cereal : 4-Sep-2009
AE and the Snub : 25-Aug-2009
Marcus Marco Marcami : 22-Aug-2009
Eat Your Yamli, it's Rich in Minerals... : 15-Aug-2009
1020, Jewel, and 0304 : 13-Aug-2009
Lawyers, Dracula and the Thermostat : 12-Aug-2009
Extension Machines: Kills Zombies Dead...er : 20-Jul-2009
Feeling Magical : 14-Jul-2009
The Molten Lead of the LEGO Spirit : 13-Jul-2009
Field Your Tone : 29-Jun-2009
Feng Shui Kua : 28-Jun-2009
The Purple Rhino Trump Card : 22-Jun-2009
Like lemon (or something) : 17-Jun-2009
Dreamflix recommends... : 18-May-2009
Snow Crashing : 20-Apr-2009
Holes in the Python Code : 20-Apr-2009
Neurally-Activated Music and Cold French Fries : 1-Apr-2009
Best of Both Worlds : 1-Apr-2009
Vines Growing on a Gazebo : 1-Apr-2009
Cheating Video Arcades : 30-Mar-2009
Lunar Stencils : 30-Mar-2009
The New Zealand Internet Package : 30-Mar-2009
Judgment in This Particular Scrimmage : 21-Feb-2009
Don't take ESP class : 16-Feb-2009
Back To The Future / Face Off : 5-Feb-2009
We're All Just Here To Be Laughed At : 3-Feb-2009
Too Far, Too Fast : 3-Feb-2009
MetaLiving : 28-Jan-2009
Caught by the Valring : 13-Jan-2009
Are You Under Sedation? : 3-Jan-2009
Successful Pinching Defense : 22-Dec-2008
Frozen Garbage : 22-Dec-2008
You Should Have Your Memory Back : 5-Dec-2008
No Human Error in the System : 5-Dec-2008
The Rickling Error : 1-Dec-2008
Upgrading Your Xcopy : 26-Nov-2008
Back To The Future is Destiny : 6-Nov-2008
Realityhandbook vs. Predator : 29-Oct-2008
Just a Hot Woman : 27-Oct-2008
A Guest Dream Within A Dream : 27-Oct-2008
The Republic of Coleco : 27-Oct-2008
It's Not An Elevator Bug, It's An Elevator Feature : 26-Oct-2008
Tissue Immaterialism : 25-Oct-2008
Hellsville : 16-Oct-2008
Kind of Tragic When You Think About It : 14-Oct-2008
Human Hedgehogs : 25-Sep-2008
Tofu First Ordering : 18-Sep-2008
Where I Go To When I Am Called : 16-Sep-2008
A Ladies' Introduction To Corey Hart : 14-Sep-2008
All she Knows is you Spent a Billion Dollars on Fireworks : 6-Sep-2008
Nuts and Bolts and Checkers : 18-Aug-2008
The Mission and the Mentor : 2-Aug-2008
Welcome to Garfield Minus Garfield, City Limit : 28-Jul-2008
Bambos and Bambots : 8-Jul-2008
Evolution: Embrace your chance : 8-Jul-2008
Kinda Like Helen Keller : 15-Jun-2008
Maisse's Anthropormorphic Mushrooms : 13-Jun-2008
Blowdarts at the Pool : 11-Jun-2008
Kanye's Golden Collapsible Cane : 6-Jun-2008
Seeing With My Eyes Closed : 5-Jun-2008
I Still Have Human DNA : 3-Jun-2008
Congratulations, Babies! : 3-Jun-2008
Dioxin and the Zombie Conga Line : 22-May-2008
The "Beavis and God Save the World" Show : 21-May-2008
Talking Heads (with Boring Ideas About Mentalism) : 12-May-2008
The Truth, The Shadow, and The Solution : 23-Apr-2008
Always chasing after FM : 19-Feb-2008
Steam Viruses : 29-Jan-2008
La Verne, Georgia : 25-Nov-2007
Photodiocenes : 21-Oct-2007
One Hundred Morphins : 9-Oct-2007
Gaming Bills and the Cadavers : 15-Sep-2007
Fundamentalist keyword "FICTION" : 13-Sep-2007
The Discovery Channel (without Atoms) : 12-Sep-2007
LS Nitrous : 27-Aug-2007
Amateur surrealists : 13-Aug-2007
Trapped by the Tazering Concierge : 5-Aug-2007
(A)pple (D)og (A)pple (M)ountain : 19-Jul-2007
Sainga and Silvia : 20-Jun-2007
Tony Romero's Dream Dialer : 23-May-2007
The Bad Preacher's Tale : 6-May-2007
The Saladian Days : 25-Apr-2007
The Country Owned by Wine Glass Head : 27-Jan-2007
Avoiding the Evisceration : 11-Dec-2006
Planets rotating counter to the direction of gravity. : 9-Sep-2006
Psychokinetic Potential of 1 in 15 : 27-Aug-2006
My Claymation Audiopad Lesson : 21-Aug-2006
Slaves of the Belari : 20-Aug-2006
There is no Blackberry, only Z00l : 18-Aug-2006
Hacking the Soda Factory : 10-Aug-2006
The Indestructible Man : 6-Jul-2006
Bathroom Layer Depraved : 17-Apr-2006
Demonic Parking Permits : 17-Jul-2005
The Very Scary Empty Closet : 7-Jul-2005
Setting Myself Aflame : 28-Jan-2005
About : 1-Jan-1998
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The accounts written here are as true as I can manage. While the words are my own, they are not independent creative works of fiction —in any intentional way. Thus I do not consider the material to be protected by anything, other than that you'd have to be crazy to want to try and use it for genuine purposes (much less disingenuous ones!) But who's to say?