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Seeing Alien on Friday : 3-Nov-2019
Honeybee Carry Chicken Drunk : 20-Oct-2018
Jesus Can Manage the Volume : 18-Oct-2018
The Oster Aliens Changed Everything : 3-Jun-2018
Born On A Monday : 2-Jun-2018
Rearranging Sequences : 1-Apr-2018
One Person is Hurt, One Person is Hitler : 1-Mar-2018
Quincy, Zoltan, and Samsara : 28-Jan-2018
Clonero Nanotech Printers : 8-Jan-2018
Cranberries are Important In Delaware : 3-Dec-2017
Tying Knots The Right Way : 29-Nov-2017
The Trendsetter : 15-Oct-2017
Interdimensional Travel Is Boring : 1-Oct-2017
Manta Research and Famous Amy's : 24-Jul-2017
Earthbound Link To Palm Springs : 19-Jul-2017
The Future of the New York Times : 8-Jul-2017
Things I Promise Never To Invent : 17-Feb-2017
Making New Things Out Of Water : 14-Feb-2017
Jeb Bush and David Duke Parallel Universe : 20-Jan-2017
Always About Who You're Dating : 17-Dec-2016
Sonic Speak : 10-Nov-2016
The Balance Of The Water : 2-Nov-2016
Wake-Up Videos : 15-Aug-2016
Go Directly To Space : 22-May-2016
Only Human After All : 22-May-2016
Like Hacking Mr. Ed : 14-Nov-2015
Rivelcasting and Snap-Frame Attacks : 6-Jul-2015
Win-Win Situation : 24-Feb-2015
The Zillion Million Agreement : 16-Feb-2015
Weird Al's Black Bowl + Snopes Bar : 1-Jan-2015
The Injection of Foo : 2-Dec-2014
Dirty Minds : 2-Dec-2014
Tuna, Salmon, Sushi, and Dumbarbie : 30-Oct-2014
Incompatible Jaw Versions : 11-Oct-2014
Acquired By Honda : 12-Sep-2014
The Candycoat Company : 9-Sep-2014
Small Chopsticks for Your Rice : 7-Sep-2014
Pinnochio's Andy : 24-Aug-2014
The Girl in the V of a Pipe : 24-Aug-2014
Show Me an Ocean : 5-Aug-2014
The Musical Spreadsheet Hack : 2-May-2014
Deeper, deeper, deeper... : 17-Apr-2014
Twilight Without Shadows : 12-Apr-2014
Disclaimers About the Spirit of Love : 9-Mar-2014
Raisin Bread Veggie Yogurt Sandwich : 9-Mar-2014
Coursonaggoni : 8-Jan-2014
Hypnotic Polytransformational Holography : 27-Dec-2013
The Road Disease : 30-Oct-2013
Too Young to Leave the Crib : 14-Sep-2013
The Games of 3 Replaced the Music of 2 : 12-Jan-2013
Spicy Ketchup and Pus : 12-Jan-2013
The Virus is on the Treasure Ship : 17-Oct-2012
David Hasselhoff's Military Fidelity Branch : 1-Oct-2012
Missing the Old Me : 18-Sep-2012
Aynkh's Chat Room : 3-Jun-2012
LEGO Gaddafi Lets the Streets Run Mad : 28-May-2012
Pin a Memo With a Magnet : 27-May-2012
Jeeew-L and the Michael Bolton Shirt : 28-Apr-2012
Technology 4gorillas : 27-Apr-2012
The Fractal Cube Press Conference : 20-Mar-2012
The Deprecation of Glade 9 : 6-Feb-2012
Going to See Myself : 10-Jan-2012
Brother is from Succor : 10-Jan-2012
'Cause God Forbid Them : 22-Dec-2010
Pure Format Math : 13-Dec-2010
Now You Really *ARE* Going Crazy : 27-Oct-2010
Low Budget Iron Man : 2-Jun-2010
Floating Lips in the Mirror : 25-Apr-2010
Screening Questions for The Terminator : 24-Apr-2010
Cafe 911 : 2-Feb-2010
Romanov at 1st SE and West Nutella : 11-Jan-2010
The Grimeley Meal : 29-Dec-2009
The Ho Ban Fruit Company : 25-Dec-2009
Camry Accident Investigation Facility : 16-Dec-2009
The Human Anatomy Game : 2-Dec-2009
Three Stooges Wiggle Defense : 10-Oct-2009
Holos Paper : 3-Oct-2009
Alpha and Zed : 16-Sep-2009
New York Times Cereal : 4-Sep-2009
AE and the Snub : 25-Aug-2009
Marcus Marco Marcami : 22-Aug-2009
Eat Your Yamli, it's Rich in Minerals... : 15-Aug-2009
1020, Jewel, and 0304 : 13-Aug-2009
Lawyers, Dracula and the Thermostat : 12-Aug-2009
Extension Machines: Kills Zombies Dead...er : 20-Jul-2009
Feeling Magical : 14-Jul-2009
The Molten Lead of the LEGO Spirit : 13-Jul-2009
Field Your Tone : 29-Jun-2009
Feng Shui Kua : 28-Jun-2009
The Purple Rhino Trump Card : 22-Jun-2009
Like lemon (or something) : 17-Jun-2009
Dreamflix recommends... : 18-May-2009
Snow Crashing : 20-Apr-2009
Holes in the Python Code : 20-Apr-2009
Neurally-Activated Music and Cold French Fries : 1-Apr-2009
Best of Both Worlds : 1-Apr-2009
Vines Growing on a Gazebo : 1-Apr-2009
Cheating Video Arcades : 30-Mar-2009
Lunar Stencils : 30-Mar-2009
The New Zealand Internet Package : 30-Mar-2009
Judgment in This Particular Scrimmage : 21-Feb-2009
Don't take ESP class : 16-Feb-2009
Back To The Future / Face Off : 5-Feb-2009
We're All Just Here To Be Laughed At : 3-Feb-2009
Too Far, Too Fast : 3-Feb-2009
MetaLiving : 28-Jan-2009
Caught by the Valring : 13-Jan-2009
Are You Under Sedation? : 3-Jan-2009
Successful Pinching Defense : 22-Dec-2008
Frozen Garbage : 22-Dec-2008
You Should Have Your Memory Back : 5-Dec-2008
No Human Error in the System : 5-Dec-2008
The Rickling Error : 1-Dec-2008
Upgrading Your Xcopy : 26-Nov-2008
Back To The Future is Destiny : 6-Nov-2008
Realityhandbook vs. Predator : 29-Oct-2008
Just a Hot Woman : 27-Oct-2008
A Guest Dream Within A Dream : 27-Oct-2008
The Republic of Coleco : 27-Oct-2008
It's Not An Elevator Bug, It's An Elevator Feature : 26-Oct-2008
Tissue Immaterialism : 25-Oct-2008
Hellsville : 16-Oct-2008
Kind of Tragic When You Think About It : 14-Oct-2008
Human Hedgehogs : 25-Sep-2008
Tofu First Ordering : 18-Sep-2008
Where I Go To When I Am Called : 16-Sep-2008
A Ladies' Introduction To Corey Hart : 14-Sep-2008
All she Knows is you Spent a Billion Dollars on Fireworks : 6-Sep-2008
Nuts and Bolts and Checkers : 18-Aug-2008
The Mission and the Mentor : 2-Aug-2008
Welcome to Garfield Minus Garfield, City Limit : 28-Jul-2008
Bambos and Bambots : 8-Jul-2008
Evolution: Embrace your chance : 8-Jul-2008
Kinda Like Helen Keller : 15-Jun-2008
Maisse's Anthropormorphic Mushrooms : 13-Jun-2008
Blowdarts at the Pool : 11-Jun-2008
Kanye's Golden Collapsible Cane : 6-Jun-2008
Seeing With My Eyes Closed : 5-Jun-2008
I Still Have Human DNA : 3-Jun-2008
Congratulations, Babies! : 3-Jun-2008
Dioxin and the Zombie Conga Line : 22-May-2008
The "Beavis and God Save the World" Show : 21-May-2008
Talking Heads (with Boring Ideas About Mentalism) : 12-May-2008
The Truth, The Shadow, and The Solution : 23-Apr-2008
Always chasing after FM : 19-Feb-2008
Steam Viruses : 29-Jan-2008
La Verne, Georgia : 25-Nov-2007
Photodiocenes : 21-Oct-2007
One Hundred Morphins : 9-Oct-2007
Gaming Bills and the Cadavers : 15-Sep-2007
Fundamentalist keyword "FICTION" : 13-Sep-2007
The Discovery Channel (without Atoms) : 12-Sep-2007
LS Nitrous : 27-Aug-2007
Amateur surrealists : 13-Aug-2007
Trapped by the Tazering Concierge : 5-Aug-2007
(A)pple (D)og (A)pple (M)ountain : 19-Jul-2007
Sainga and Silvia : 20-Jun-2007
Tony Romero's Dream Dialer : 23-May-2007
The Bad Preacher's Tale : 6-May-2007
The Saladian Days : 25-Apr-2007
The Country Owned by Wine Glass Head : 27-Jan-2007
Avoiding the Evisceration : 11-Dec-2006
Planets rotating counter to the direction of gravity. : 9-Sep-2006
Psychokinetic Potential of 1 in 15 : 27-Aug-2006
My Claymation Audiopad Lesson : 21-Aug-2006
Slaves of the Belari : 20-Aug-2006
There is no Blackberry, only Z00l : 18-Aug-2006
Hacking the Soda Factory : 10-Aug-2006
The Indestructible Man : 6-Jul-2006
Bathroom Layer Depraved : 17-Apr-2006
Demonic Parking Permits : 17-Jul-2005
The Very Scary Empty Closet : 7-Jul-2005
Setting Myself Aflame : 28-Jan-2005
About : 1-Jan-1998
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